Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XXI

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

Our Girl Fan Fiction found here

Series 2... filming starts Jan 2016

Yes, we have loads of blackfly on our beans too orphan pixie and iLove. I sprayed them with washing up liquid on Saturday - not sure yet how effective it's been, have to go and have a look.

Pixie have you had a fun morning w*nking working at home?

I know Jen. I don't know how she'll manage in filming. I suppose the £250k will soften any discomfort with roughing it for a few months.

Yes Jen she's beginning to morph into his mad-ex. Perhaps it's the Essex influence (apologies to anyone here who comes from that esteemed part of the country).

Huh! Looks like in addition to styling BA and being his diet coach, we're going to have to put up a team of advisors to persuade her away from the fillers and rub a bit of the dirt of human life in. She's beginning to look plastic, poor girl...

No sign of developing vibration white finger yet dance, obviously not putting enough bloody effort in. Just time for a quick snack and back to the grind stone. Isn't my lover supposed to come over now to keep me occupied until school run?

Ha ha vibration white finger! What you need is a 1920s doctor complete with a machine! And a lover with some alka seltzer to come home to pixie

Do you think one of CJ's lines in the new series will be 'aah I see you are wearing your stilettos'

Haha definitely whajeb

Imagine if some the TOWIE gang came over for a holiday to see her.

MW (husband) is a given but someone like Joey Essex or James "Arg" trying to pretend they're part of 2 Section. That would be hilarious.

In the absence of a lover I'm having to make do with a sneaky cream tea before school run

Are you eating that sneaky cream Pix?!

Ooh pixie I've got mug envy! Is it that lovely Polish pottery? I gave a jug and serving dish to a friend for Christmas and regretted not keeping them for myself!

You need to keep up your strength for w*nking at home. I'm beginning to realise why dp tries to schedule some days at home rather than the office.

kelly that MK pic looks uncannily like my son's ex girlfriend, but her pout was all natural. It astonishes me how glam and gorgeous teens are now. I certainly can't remember anyone from my sixth form days looking anything like the girls who waltz through our house making me feel even more stumpy and cronelike

You utter filth bucket dance

Had an email from Bailbrook House. Sounds just up our street:

Stay a Friday Night and enjoy cream tea on arrival followed by a three- course dinner in our Cloisters restaurant, overnight accommodation and full English Breakfast.

Afternoon ladies ...just got back from four days of no wifi to find we have moved onto celebrate chapter 21!! Fantastic!!

Danke to the mighty woof who in ze excellent chapter as at last revealed ze tru identity of ze BK so I can at last stop trying to ensure zat my Enlgleesh is alvays riitten corvectly!! Polishing ze glaas eye can bee so very time consuming, but I vill say zat zee Capitan does quite like zee leder treatment!!! And at least he does like to drive ze audi, a gut german caar!!

ilove afternoon tea, a three course meal and a full English, what is there to complain about... sounds like my kind of 24 hours!! Plus you are so full you need to be able to have a lay down!!

I can confirm that they were very nice beds at Bailbrook House and of course if CJ happened to be there with you to enjoy the afternoon tea and afterwards....

BK yes thanks to woof I have a wonderfully clear image of you. Dare I suggest that your glass eye sometimes comes in handy as one of those 'love balls?' though I hope you give it a wipe down before re inserting in your socket

orph wow I bet your son felt proud parading an MK lookalike on his arm. She's what all the young girls want to look like nowadays. I think i read somewhere even some teenage girls would love to have Botox. Bit scary really. When I was a teenager, you were in the fit brigade if you were wearing lipstick! That was only 20 years ago but shows how times change.

ilove if i went to Bailbrook House, it would be like going to the promised land. I don't think I would ever leave! Such a long way from Newcastle though, I imagine. I don't think DH would ever be romantic enough to take me there.

Ha I've just read woof's latest and I was right - BK does use her glass eye for dubious sexual practices!

kelly not only was she stunning but also incredibly bright - Oxbridge material. If only some of her work ethic had rubbed off on ds! His current gf is also gorgeous. Hope when my dd starts having bfs that they're not as good looking or my cougar tendencies might be unleashed!

woof I do hope that when your story makes it to the silver screen that I'll be able to play myself and BA can be brought sedated and hogtied on board. I know MK will be panting to play me, but I really don't think she's got the looks.

Kelly the hotel was lovely and I can honestly say it was one of the best I've stayed at in the UK (there are others up there as well but I would say it comes in my top 5). For me however, it wasn't the room but the table we sat at, thanks to my fairy godmother Nickel. I wanted to giggle most of the way through the meal, especially because the friend I was with (so sad Nickel couldn't get CJ for me) thought it was just coincidence we were sitting there. Naturally, I had bagged myself CJ's seat. It took her a good 3 or 4 minutes before she realised it was The Table and she has never sussed that it was all pre-planned and organised.

Wow, it was the actual table you sat at ilove lucky you! I wonder if they get lots of bookings asking to sit at CJ's seat. Yip that would make my day going there for sure.

orph your son must look like some sort of a model pulling all these gorgeous girls - bonus if they're intelligent too.

Talking of intelligence, Carol Vorderman's daughter graduated from Oxford or Cambridge today I think. Graduated with top honours in Physics or some such thing.

OMG had to get the kids to bed then come on and share - was wandering around my local overpriced and overrated organic food store this afternoon when I saw a CJ lookalike!!

Same eyes, same curly hair with side part. Low slung jeans, tight tshirt, the works. The only reason I could be completely sure it wasn't actually BA was that he was slightly too short (probably just under 6 foot - I'm tall and he wasn't much bigger than me). But who's fussy over a few inches?!

To make matters even better, he had a squidgy baby in his arms and what looked like a very gorgeous wife. Unfortunately my efforts in subterfuge were destroyed by my darling 8 yo (mum, why are we walking down this bit again when we've been here earlier? / mum what are you doing with your phone? / mum, are you about to take a photo of me, is that why you've got the camera on?) bloody pesky kids.

It was a lovely sight. sigh