Anyone watching the Great Interior Design Challenge?

[Cocolepew]

It's a hoot , everyone is so full of themselves.

Day 2 and no grey yet

Those pillows will go straight to Oxfam.

The pillows will have gone the second the cameras left.

A liberal sprinkling of fire lighters and matches would sort this last room right out.

Randoms tiles dotted around on top of the carpet. How practical!

It looks much better than I thought it would.

What a mishmash of crap! That won't do at all, Jack.

I take it back a bit about the headboard...

Fuckin ell her tights. Her tights.

IKEA coathangers. How unique.

Yes, awks. The tights are terrible.

It's hard to take someone wearing those tights seriously when they say 'he's really brought it all together'.

Wasn't that bed meant to be 'floating'?

That mauve is NHS circa 1994

The bed looks like something you'd find in a squat.

The bar behind the bed means you can't sit up in bed.

She really has gone a bit mad in the IKEA marketplace. We've all done it, love.

The chest of drawers is truly hideous.

That looks like a very bad budget hotel, pre-Alex Polizzi 'come on, darling!' makeover.

Ergh that paint effect chest of drawers is bloody awful

That whole room looked better blank Calam. Those painted drawers hurt my eyes. Vile.

He said WOW. PMSL. He will say striking next and unusual. And then be off to B & Q for a massive pot of white emulsion.

You can't be more unique than anyone else's. You're either unique or not, love.

All three are a bit rubbish, really. I certainly wouldn't pay someone to create any of those rooms.

It did look much better blank. It's impressive to make something look that bad.

What was the paint effect supposed to be on the chest of drawers?

Last series had much better ideas.

Yes I think Nordic Man's 'Wow' was a thinly disguised 'what the hell??'

What?!

I've missed a few. Turned it on tonight and all I can think to say is that the judges really do like to chat shit.