Anyone watching the Great Interior Design Challenge?

[Cocolepew]

It's a hoot , everyone is so full of themselves.

Day 2 and no grey yet

He'll be out there all week getting the paint of that crappy piece of wood

Oh my god, leave the door alone and go and decorate

Oh maybe its not upside down then

Evening. I actually own the dress this woman was wearing as she talked about her house. It's stupidly low cut.

I dnot understand why she's pissing about with PVA. Just water the paint down for the first coat and everything will be good to go.

What a dickhead

Oh dear god

I'm not sure the beating the lard out of a door with a big assed rock is going to catch on.

There's a reason why no one has ever asked him to wallpaper a bed before.

I'd like to live in Ealing Village

Yet more melamine "modular furniture", aka Crap From Argos.

Love the passive aggressive "mmm!"

It would be hard to stain wardrobe to look like those wardrobes, since they appear to be wood pattern printed on plastic or similar.

I think Jack might be over-estimating the show-stopping potential of a reclaimed door-headboard.

Has he done anything apart from that headboard?

Stain a headboard not wardrobe.

He hasn't even painted along the grain . What a mess.

Today's lot seem spectacularly uninspired.

The director's chair! How very Changing Rooms.

How is anyone going to use that bookshelf. Unless they have mini books?

The pillowcases are all very changing rooms. Or sub changing rooms. They're what happened when you tried to do it in your own house.

It's still pretty dark and masculine, tbh.

I can just visualise Jack's business cards:

Jack Thingy, for all your interior needs.

"Fuck It, That'll Do"

I really like the wallpaper. I'd probably have stopped there.

That "deco" unit is bloody ugly.

Oh dear!