Proper masterchef Pt2

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New thread.

They're a miserable trio. Maybe in honour of Shakespeare's birthday they're pretending to be the witches from Macbeth.

That animal needs a vet and it will have a second calling

Uh oh, I hate food on a plank.

I can't type I'm laughing so much, you're on form tonight girls

Dr Barbie's meat is vair red.

Scottish Mascara Girl is giving raw wet meat

I think Ed is in Despicable Me 2, I just can't think of the character.

Moo!

Confused now over what the problem was with CustEdd's dessert

I'd be asking for chips with that.

How can you love raw meat

I think she said it was going to be pretty much raw. I love the two slices of garlic on the top.

'Doesnt even need chewing'. Praise from the old folks home.

Does her mum know she nicked her breadboard?

The bank manager( vectors dad) bean

The condom's back, at least.

Is he not the guy that adopts the wee girls in despicable me?

Raspberries and cream.

Look at that awful cranachan. I'm sure it's good for one's bowels but that's not what I want from a pud.

Where are the skillz though?

Why do they pretend it's an impressive dessert.

She should stop saying her palate is strong.

She looks like belle dingle emmerdale

Delightful - I get the feeling he wrote down some words in advance that he could use and is slotting them in whenever wherever.

Well quite obviously Gregg is delighted by little Megan

Raw meat and raspberries and cream. Fuck me.