Proper masterchef Pt2

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New thread.

Eton mess is much nicer than cranachan.

Hard brownies? He's been doing it wrong. I love brownies. They're bloody easy to make though.

Never made brownie! Won't have time these day now

Not enough booze for Saira

I can't bear that Stephen, he comes across as a right twat

Oh dear a meltdown.

Rhubarb man better have a good sauce with that lean lean meat

They're nice and easy to make. Especially as they're supposed to be dense so you don't have to worry about knocking all the air out.

More grainy looking mash.

Smear those spuds. Ladle on a bit of watery greens, add bloody venison et voila!

The crumble looks horrible.

Is Saira's chair too low for her? Her arms look like they are at a funny angle.

Wahoooo we have a sauce and not a jooo!

Beardy guy seems to have come in his school uniform.

Did he say bananas in dessert is a bit too 'metaphysical' for him??

Surely a neckerchief if a bad idea when you have a very fat neck?

About 50 quids worth of venison on each plate.
Cheesecake-meh.
But it does have crumb on it.

I am now going to have bananas in ALL my desserts, just on principle.

Bring back the potato plums!

Nope don't wanta banana
Orgasmic tho

Orgasmic hahahaga hahahaga

That looks suspiciously like his butternut crumble. Hate those dried bananas. Oh, but Twatty Stephen approves....

That's a very small swirl of sauce.

Yet apparently orgasmic.

Squoosh I thought he said nursery school. Condescending numpty.

Sara was a bit disgusted there!

Thought he didn't like bananas...