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Telly addicts

Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:28

Oh no, not the flavour consultant

beanandspud · 23/04/2014 20:28

Ah, but he's been on a journey Ohwhat.

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:28

The custard guy does look like a vampire's henchman.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:28

Why do they wear whites in this part of the show?

DuffyMoon · 23/04/2014 20:29

Is he the horrid one?

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:29

Fucking sea bass!

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:29

Pan fried sea bass? Nooooooo

squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:29

I wished they'd put Gregg in whites. A white body bag preferably.

A tragic samphire accident.

imustbepatient · 23/04/2014 20:30

More bloody Seabass. And brownies. Is there a MasterChef handbook they get given or something?!

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:30

I think they have to prove themselves before they get at the chef's whites.

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beanandspud · 23/04/2014 20:30

Next time I go for major surgery I hope to god that the surgeon isn't a would-be MC contestant that 'never really wanted to be a doctor'.

DH is wondering whether she had to take the Hippocratic Oats.

Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:30

Yeah, Duffy, not only sneery but also monumentally up himself.

I just hope he likes custard

ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:30

Seabass, samphire, figs all on job lot from Greggs stall in London!

Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:30

I can' she Sheila coping too well in the next round

Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:31

I can't

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:31

I had banana pancakes for brunch today. Grin

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:31

He's the pretentious one.
Too sweet for the greggs? Never.

DuffyMoon · 23/04/2014 20:31

I couldn't remember if there was another horrid one or it was him last time

squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:32

Ellenora tell your son his enchillidas look lovely and rustic. 'Rustic' is a great word for foods that look like they've been scraped off something.

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:32

Zabaione is a kind of custard, no?

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:32

Zabaglione is custard by any other name. You don't fool us, Edd

Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:32

I'm telling you, the fish was on offer somewhere

ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:32

I still think ping will win!

squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:32

Lose the eyeliner!

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:33

Tbh, I think enchiladas are supposed to look crap.

Japanese followed by cranachan?

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