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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:54

Raw meat and raspberries and cream. Fuck me.

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:54

Well quite obviously Gregg is delighted by little Megan

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imustbepatient · 23/04/2014 20:54

Delightful - I get the feeling he wrote down some words in advance that he could use and is slotting them in whenever wherever.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:54

She looks like belle dingle emmerdale

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:54

Why do they pretend it's an impressive dessert.

She should stop saying her palate is strong.

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:53

Where are the skillz though?

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:53

Look at that awful cranachan. I'm sure it's good for one's bowels but that's not what I want from a pud.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:53

Raspberries and cream.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:53

Is he not the guy that adopts the wee girls in despicable me?

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:53

The condom's back, at least.

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cremeggafoam · 23/04/2014 20:52

The bank manager( vectors dad) bean GrinGrinGrinGrin

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:52

Does her mum know she nicked her breadboard?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:52

I think she said it was going to be pretty much raw. I love the two slices of garlic on the top.

'Doesnt even need chewing'. Praise from the old folks home.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:51

How can you love raw meat

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:51

I'd be asking for chips with that.

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:51

Confused now over what the problem was with CustEdd's dessert Confused

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beanandspud · 23/04/2014 20:51

I think Ed is in Despicable Me 2, I just can't think of the character.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:51

Moo!

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cremeggafoam · 23/04/2014 20:51

Scottish Mascara Girl is giving raw wet meat

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:50

Dr Barbie's meat is vair red.

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Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:50

I can't type I'm laughing so much, you're on form tonight girls Grin

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:50

Uh oh, I hate food on a plank.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:50

That animal needs a vet and it will have a second calling

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:50

They're a miserable trio. Maybe in honour of Shakespeare's birthday they're pretending to be the witches from Macbeth.

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Daisypops · 23/04/2014 20:50

Whos mr creosote?

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