Proper masterchef Pt2

[CalamitouslyWrong]

New thread.

Now look Calam, stop reading my thoughts! I'm getting goosepimples now

Cranachan is not a proper pudding, it's just a slightly fancy muesli. Too Presbyterian for my tastes.

Oh I liked Sara!

Sorry about that. Clearly we're the same mind in different bodies.

All these people running supper clubs...is there really such a big market for them

Stephen does not look healthy.

Squoosh please stop making me laugh, my iPad is covered in splutters.

Not if you put shitloads of whiskey in it.
Flavour fucking consultant.

I hate cranachan. I'm Scottish and not impressed.

It's just whipped cream with oats and raspberries. You could get your toddler to make it. You might want to do the booze but yourself.

Totally agree re cranachan a
not being a proper mastercheffy dish.

My apols to your ipad old bean!

Isn't cranachan the Scottish version of Eton mess

But easier, as you don't need to make meringues.

Pan fucking fried. One word too many. and it's not fucking

haha Squoosh, he polished them off anyway, he's a catering assistant by trade he tells me

In the real world he works at a deli counter making sandwiches, jesus I hope he doesn't read this

I'm sure 'flavour consultant' Stephen is even more Mr Creosote-like than he was last time...

The mash looks very grainy.

Dr lady is outta here.

Kind of like Eton Mess but instead of lovely meringue there's gravel.

He's a twat

Condoms in the mash

You do have to toast the oatmeal. That's skill that. I like it but not cooking.

Brownie needs booze !

Ooh hi foodies !!
We are loving Egg Edd

Gp