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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:45

I hate when people describe food as 'orgasmic'. The only person who has the right to say that is the guy who scalded his knob shagging a Gregg's pasty.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:46

Too much fish not enough meat!

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cremeggafoam · 23/04/2014 20:46

Come on Egg-head!!
Don't balls it up

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:46

Metaphysical is funnier mind.
Come on Renfield.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:46

It's not nice because he can't tart it up with custard

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:46

Arf @ squoosh.

Custard edd is late.

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:46

Nursery school? Ah! That makes more sense Grin

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SignoraStronza · 23/04/2014 20:47

Dh nearly brought up his pie and mash when Mr Creosote described that dish as 'orgasmic'.

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:47

See, he should have stuck with a nice custard.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:47

He's wrecked that fish

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:47

He hasn't trimmed his beans. That could be a great euphemism.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:48

What the fuck does it matter if they are a few minutes late? Most restaurants are.

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:48

It's too much for Mr Creosote's refined palate.

Jeez

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:48

He clearly can only cook custard!

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:48

'a messy construct'

It's dinner love, just dinner!

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:49

His fluffy custard is good.

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:49

Calam I'm going to ask my next gentleman caller if he's trimmed his beans.

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cremeggafoam · 23/04/2014 20:49

Zabaglione looks vair creamy and good. Sairas gonna trash talk to it

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beanandspud · 23/04/2014 20:49

That pudding just needs a piece of poached rhubarb/fig on top.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:49

Chocolate mouse and custard blurfhhh

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:49

Too much like custard! Grin

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:50

You mean it's not custardy ENOUGH? Bad Edd.

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cremeggafoam · 23/04/2014 20:50

Crumbs Bean crumbsGrin

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imustbepatient · 23/04/2014 20:50

'More like a custard than a foam '. Arrff! Has she seen his work before...

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Daisypops · 23/04/2014 20:50

Whos mr creosote?

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