Proper masterchef Pt2

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I hate when people describe food as 'orgasmic'. The only person who has the right to say that is the guy who scalded his knob shagging a Gregg's pasty.

Too much fish not enough meat!

Come on Egg-head!!
Don't balls it up

Metaphysical is funnier mind.
Come on Renfield.

It's not nice because he can't tart it up with custard

Arf @ squoosh.

Custard edd is late.

Nursery school? Ah! That makes more sense

Dh nearly brought up his pie and mash when Mr Creosote described that dish as 'orgasmic'.

See, he should have stuck with a nice custard.

He's wrecked that fish

He hasn't trimmed his beans. That could be a great euphemism.

What the fuck does it matter if they are a few minutes late? Most restaurants are.

It's too much for Mr Creosote's refined palate.

Jeez

He clearly can only cook custard!

'a messy construct'

It's dinner love, just dinner!

His fluffy custard is good.

Calam I'm going to ask my next gentleman caller if he's trimmed his beans.

Zabaglione looks vair creamy and good. Sairas gonna trash talk to it

That pudding just needs a piece of poached rhubarb/fig on top.

Chocolate mouse and custard blurfhhh

Too much like custard!

You mean it's not custardy ENOUGH? Bad Edd.

Crumbs Bean crumbs

'More like a custard than a foam '. Arrff! Has she seen his work before...

Whos mr creosote?