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Proper masterchef Pt2

999 replies

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:22

What has she done to that cake?

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imustbepatient · 23/04/2014 20:22

Whereas that looks like something from her surgery floor. I'm not feeling so hungry now.

squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:23

That rhubarb cake looks a prosthetic wound from Casualty.

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:23

It does look like organs.

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:23

Crumbs, mwahaha! Deconstructed! Smears!

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:23

It's deconstructed!

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squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:23

x post with the surgical theme mustbepatient!

Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:23

I had to pause so ds1 could show me the enchilladas he's just made, he won't be on Masterchef anytime soon

Morgan · 23/04/2014 20:23

A deconstructed crumble

ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:24

That looked like a pretty pudding

squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:24

Never trust a man whose face is thinner than his neck.

Morgan · 23/04/2014 20:24

Cross-post

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:24

Ed can only do custard based cookery

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:24

I suspect all that bloke can cook is custards. Bit limiting, no?

squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:24

panacotta look yum!

Morgan · 23/04/2014 20:25

Panne cotta looks wobbly ( john best me to it )

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:25

Cross-posts halsall. Grin

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:25

Calam, are you me? Grin

Morgan · 23/04/2014 20:25

Some dodgy cooking there

beanandspud · 23/04/2014 20:25

Grin at 'custard based cookery'

imustbepatient · 23/04/2014 20:26

Now that is a motto to live by squoosh (the face < neck one) Grin

DuffyMoon · 23/04/2014 20:26

Raw fish = silly mistake Hmm

Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:27

squoosh I'm in stitches here laughing at your posts, ds1 asked me what I'm laughing at and I can't show him coz I posted about him Grin

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 23/04/2014 20:27

Evening.
Crumbs,smears,sea bass, popping candy.
Samir didn't learn enough from mum.

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:27

Just imagine the two custard courses he's got planned for the previous contestants.

And the custard van he'll be running this time next year.

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