What comedians make your skin crawl.

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It's Sunday morning. Man is looking at a job, DD is snoring, I'm alone, bitter, watching saved HIGNFY on telly. Uuurrrgghh Skinner hosting, how fucking horrible is he? I can't watch now.

Jimmy Carr. His laugh. His face. His jokes. Ugh.

I agree with jimmy carr

Oh yes, he looks like a turtle who's been evicted from its shell. And he looks like the type who licks his lips a lot. I'm sure he's a lovely person etc etc.

You will get a million replies saying Russell Brand of course...

Russell Howard. I find his whole "Wouldn't it be funny...right...if a ninja...and a badger...had a fight! Lol Daily Mail" shtick crashingly unfunny. (Although I have made a point of avoiding anything with him in for the last couple of years, so he might have improved...)

Brand, oh yes, forgot about that bumhole. Comedian y'say?

Lexagon he hasn't

Lee Evans.
So sweaty.

I do quite like Paul Merton since he's dropped that stupid Buster Keaton impression he used to do.

Alan Davies. Russell Howard doesn't make my skin crawl but he isn't very funny. Also the professional cockney bloke mickey Flanagan - not funny.

I quite like frank skinner .

Alan Davies, Frank Skinner, Russell Howard

Yes Flannagan is about as funny as cystitis.

Russell Howard, yes definitely a skin crawler. He sucks his little cheeks in in photo's. Vane little git. That Good News show is utter crap

Jimmy Carr

The welsh bloke who SHOUTS A LOT because that somehow makes it funnier - Rod someone??

Russell Brand

Sara Millican - used to find her funny, now she just sounds like she's reading from a script that was penned in 1982

Jim Davidson/Roy Chubby Brown/etc - I don't know if they're still alive, but they certainly make my skin crawl from beyond the grave if they're not.

Not to such an extent, but Stewart Lee - I used to be a big fan, but now I just find it all very predictable. Like when a teacher tries to be controversial, but it falls flat.

Also, the way Dara O'Briain says "errr" all the time has rendered him unwatchable to me, which is a great shame as I think he's quite funny.

Yes, Dara O'Briain's "errr" does make ones piss boil. Thank you for giving me something i can hold against him.

Still Skinner for me. That skinny face. I really hated him and that other bumhole mate of his Badie, l uurrgghh...They reminded me of two smartarse, sarcy, up-their-own-arse tossers at school taking the piss out of everyone.

Badiel

Russel Brand, Frank Boyle, Sarah Millican - her voice is very grating, the "professional" Scouse with the big teeth (John Bishop).

Lee Mack, i absolutely cannot stand him. He interrupts everyone by taking their jokes and making them his own, but in a self satisfied 'oh i'm louder and funnier than ANY of you' way.
smug arse.

Michael McIntyre
The one that does Mrs Brown
Micky Flanagan

A second vote for the one who does Mrs Brown, Jimmy Carr too (kind of like a celluloid ventriloquist's doll enrobed in Brylcreem). Also, that really camp bloke with wonky teeth and glasses? Alan Carr. Him. I wish someone would tell him that putting the Camp Dial up to 11 wasn't a substitute for real wit...

Gnnnn.

Oh god yes, Mrs Brown - just exactly who finds that funny? I watched it once and thought I'd tuned into a repeat of a 'comedy' from the early eighties. Didn't realise it was recent and supposed to be hilarious . Awful program.

Brenada O'Carroll does Mrs. Brown, It still makes me wonder how such utter shite got an award. It's not funny, he never was funny and won't ever be funny.

Jimmy Carr makes me sick, I can't watch him in anything

Lee Evans, see a specialist regarding your sweat glands and no your are not funny either

Frankie something or other, the one who said disgusting things about Katie Price son. If that's how you get your laughs then shame on you.

Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle. Just urrrgh.

Frankie Boyle. Just vile.

And Jimmy Carr. I don't mind HIM but I just don't 'get' why he's funny?!