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What comedians make your skin crawl.

195 replies

trapenfold · 02/06/2013 10:19

It's Sunday morning. Man is looking at a job, DD is snoring, I'm alone, bitter, watching saved HIGNFY on telly. Uuurrrgghh Skinner hosting, how fucking horrible is he? I can't watch now.

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Longdistance · 24/07/2013 00:16

Billy Connelly. Not a funny man at all. Like having route canal work done without anesthetic.

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SelectAUserName · 24/07/2013 10:57

There are a few comedians I don't find funny (Johnny Vegas, Stewart Lee, Gina Yashere, Al Murray, Frankie Boyle nowadays although I didn't mind him in early Mock the Week episodes) but the ones who make my skin crawl are Lee Evans - I can't get past the sweat; Francis Leigh in all his deeply unfunny personas but especially Keith Lemon and Joe Wilkinson. Ross Noble is edging onto the bottom of the list too, again because of his sweatiness, which I'm sad about as I love some of his early surreal humour.

Other than that I'm quite easygoing. I like Sarah Millican, Michael McIntyre, Jon Richardson, Dara O'Briain (his live stand-up, and the way he feeds off the audience so a big chunk of every show is different is amazing) and don't mind Frank Skinner or Jimmy Carr. If a joke is intelligent and funny I'm not too bothered who is telling it.

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SelectAUserName · 24/07/2013 10:58

Lemmon

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Jins · 24/07/2013 11:03

Russell Kane
Sarah Millican
Miranda Hart

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bee169 · 25/07/2013 07:46

David Walliams seems like a lovely guy who does alot of charity work but his face really is creepy. I also can't believe he is heterosexual- it just adds to his creepiness for some reason!!

Gervais is just awful. He comes across as and arrongant weasel. His laugh is very upsetting. Him and Jonathan Ross annoy me.

Love David Mitchell and Dara O briain- can't believe they are mentioned here

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ByTheSea · 25/07/2013 08:01

Russell Kane, Alan Carr, Lee Evans

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ByTheSea · 25/07/2013 08:02

And Keith Lemon.

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RedPencils · 25/07/2013 08:21

I can't stand Keith lemon, but I suppose he's going for the weirdo creepy thing. It's just not funny at all.
Jason Manford for his sex texting.

Not creepy but can't stand Sarah Millican. How she continues to get work is completely baffling. Why go they always have her on Graham Norton talking over the good guests.

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PeriodMath · 25/07/2013 08:22

That woman who always wears a tie.

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angelos02 · 25/07/2013 16:56

Chris Addison - he uses gestures too emphasise his jokes - that is annoying enough but he goes on and on doing them. He is like an over-excitable toddler.

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flipchart · 25/07/2013 17:07

I don't get what's wrong with Peter Kay.

Phoenix Nights was brilliant. I can also relate to his his stand up stuff. Me and my mates will be nodding our heads with stuff he comes out with dating Oh my god ! Yes I remember that!

Same with Lee Mack.

Sarah Milican is a one trick pony. I haven't heard her talk about anything else but her divorce which was years ago and she's been living with some one else for a while one.

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AlexReidsLonelyBraincell · 26/07/2013 11:03

Lenny Henry, has never, not ever, been funny.

They still wheel him out for Comic Relief every year though. Crapola.

I hate Jason Manford, Lee Mack, Gina Yashere, and I've disliked Billy Connolly ever since his Ken Bigley comments, that wasn't even in the realms of comedic bad taste, it was just fucking awful.

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littleginger · 29/07/2013 22:49

Creepy: david walliams definitely, frankie boyle (nothing to do with humour i really find his face quite horrible), leigh francis, jason manford (spineless), weird bald man from mock the week (really freaky looking and just shouldnt be allowed to call himself a comedian)

I like sean lock and jon richardson. Fair enough if you dont like their humour but it seems odd to say theyre too angry because its so obviously tongue in cheek. I also think lee mack is very quick witted but some people overlook him because its not 'intelligent' enough. I really loved simon amstell in grandmas house but didnt enjoy his stand up so much.

I cant stand sarah millican and her stories about eating cake and liking cats. I used to like jimmy carr because he was very quick with one liners but ive seen him caught out too many times and its ruined the whole act - he is atrocious on 10 o clock live. Plus i think he was a shithead over the tax avoidance thing.

Lol at lenny henry. His unfunniness is like the elephant in the room in tv land.

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GalaxyDefender · 30/07/2013 17:19

littleginger see the reason I love Sarah Millican is because she talks about cake and cats - they're my two favourite things Grin her accent drives me potty though

I'm also going to take this opportunity to ask you all why, why everyone seems to think Russell Brand looks "filthy". He always looks clean to me. Reasonably well-groomed, actually. Is it the hair?

But to keep in the spirit, I can only think of one comedian that I cannot stand - Jimmy Carr. Oh lord, that laugh. And the general unfunniness. Oh wait, David Walliams as well. Something about him is just mildly unnerving, can't put my finger on it. He at least can be funny, though.

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DuelingFanjo · 30/07/2013 17:22

Stuart Lee.

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JohFlow · 30/07/2013 17:29

Bernard Manning - is there anyone he hasn't offended in the name of cheap comedy? Horrible human being!

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Jollyb · 30/07/2013 17:36

Jack Dee is one of my favourites.

Can't stand Sarah Millican

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itsallshitandmoreshit · 30/07/2013 18:57

I love michael Macintyre, Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jason Manford. Can't stand Rhod Gilbert, Lenny Henry (never been funny!), David Walliams, Miranda Hart, Sarah Milligan and that sweaty freak Lee Evans.

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qazxc · 30/07/2013 19:55

FRANKIE FUCKING BOYLE!!!!!
Billy Connolly, esp since his disgusting comments about Kenneth Bigley.
A lot of the "old school" chubby brown, jim davidson, etc....

for no reason other that i don't find them funny and therefore get excrutiatingly embarrassed watching them: Lee Evans, Mr Bean (although fine when he's not mr bean), Mrs Brown, Ab fab, goodness gracious me.

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