What comedians make your skin crawl.

[trapenfold]

It's Sunday morning. Man is looking at a job, DD is snoring, I'm alone, bitter, watching saved HIGNFY on telly. Uuurrrgghh Skinner hosting, how fucking horrible is he? I can't watch now.

[mrsjay]

I like him I didnt think he was a comedian though I thought he was a writer I loved the programme he did on BBc2 recently, I wont watch the 10 oclock shoe in case angry jon richards turns up

[mrsjay]

show not shoes

[TheAccidentalExhibitionist]

I love Charlie Brooker too, he's the maaan.

[WhereYouLeftIt]

There are plenty of comedians I don't find funny, but it takes misogyny a bit more than that to make my skin crawl. Step forward, Frank Skinner and Mickey Flanagan! And someone I had the misfortune to see live once (I'd gone to see others on the bill, had never heard of this guy) called Nick Helm.

[Badvoc]

Lee mack and Sean lock.
They just seem like really angry unpleasant middle aged men.
Jon Richardson has ishoos I believe (OCD)
Never understood why people liked frank skinner or rob Brydon.
Love all of mastersplinters list! :)

[mrsjay]

on Richardson has ishoos I believe (OCD)

no not OCD (he was tested) he is just really anal and angry

[Badvoc]

He does seem very angry all the time :(
It must be exhausting for him.

[mrsjay]

yes it must be he is so uptight

[mrsjay]

I did watch his OCD programme a couple of years ago he did think he had OCD but he is just really uptight, R H used to live with him and he and the other flat mates used to move his stuff around and he would explode,

[ShatnersBassoon]

I used to like Charlie Brooker when he wrote Screen Burn, but his face makes me uncomfortable and I'm bored of the idiot-bashing and bitterness now.

[Fartinacup]

I can't stand:

John Bishop (fucking speed up your voice man, you sound like you're running out of battery)
Russell Howard (stand still, stop bouncing around)
Russell Brand (have a fucking wash and put on some weight)
Stuart Lee (as someone else said, teacher trying to be funny but actually being a massively smug cunt)
Jo Brand (stop saying 'umm' at the end of every joke. You're not funny because it's not 1989 anymore)
Andy Parsons (you smug bastard)
Hugh Dennis (you posh cunt)
Andy Osho (you just make me cringe when I watch you)
Paul Merton (just totally unfunny in any way and what is with all the silent movie shit? Desperately trying to make yourself quirky)
David Mitchell (posh, unfunny cunt)
That bloke who pretends to be mentally ill and has a Greek name (mental illness isn't actually hilarious you fucking prick)
Lee Nelson (you're just a third rate Ali G and Ali G hasn't been funny since I was a teenager in the 1990s)
Lee Evans (your voice is so irritating and you sweat soooo much)
Rhod Gilbert (stop fucking shouting at me)
That Aussie bloke with the wooden leg- Adam someone? (you're not funny, having a wooden leg does not make you funny)

[Fartinacup]

I would like to fuck John Richardson.

[GinGuzzler]

Dont know her name but she did a scetch where she asked the audience if when they were kids they said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" grudge style for too long to their mates or siblings to annoy them, but she went on far to long it irritated me so much that it made me want to drop kick my telly out the front door.

Hate Jimmy Carr, Russell B, Chubby Brown, John Elton and several more but can feel my skin making it's way to the front door as I type so best stop.

[Fartinacup]

I also hate Charlie Brooker- massively smug bastard laughing at all the stoopid people who like reality TV and fast food. Fuck off.

[mrsjay]

fartinacup are you jon Richards you seem very angry

[Fartinacup]

Mrsjay No, I was only gonna post a couple of people I didn't like but I just couldn't stop... I reckon this thread is some kinda therapy in disguise!

[mrsjay]

you just had to get them all out do you feel better now ,

[Futterby]

Jimmy Carr, Lee Evans, Frankie Boyle, Alan Carr. Eugh.

[mrsjay]

yip we get it Alan you are gay and a bit camp lovey it is wearing thin, I wonder if comedians stay around to long we get bored of them . I am getting fed up of jack whitehalls I am anaughty posh boy with twinkley eyes act you are in your 20s now grow up

[Fartinacup]

I actually do feel loads better now, which is good because I've been having a really shit morning.
Ah the joys of innane MN chatter

[mrsjay]

Ah the joys of innane MN chatter

makes the day go a wee bit better

[Wheresmycaffeinedrip]

Franky Boyle-just disgusting and derogatory and Gould mouthed. Arsehole!

Russell brand- greasy and do not see appeal at all.

Sean lock- no idea just creepy looking

But I LOVE Russell Howard!!!! So stop the hate :o

[Davros]

I like Hugh Denis and Steve punt on the Now Show so not actually stand up and you don't have to look at them. I don't really "do" comedians unless they are acting but I'm aware of Sarah Millican as she's somehow got a page in the Radio Times every week but I don't read it. I saw an article a while ago about how much money these tossers make, Sarah Millican was out at being worth something around £4 million which was comparatively modest and that was sometime ago. I cant remember who others were but they were all well
Minted. Makes me sick, pass the bucket.
In an earlier age I saw Tommy Cooper on the tour that killed him (brilliant), Frankfie Howerd ( funny but repetitive) and the great great Dace Allen. That's what I'm talking about!

[Davros]

Or even Dave Allen

[trapenfold]

I don't mind The Now Show, angst ridden students. But that prat who does those awful, cringe inducing songs makes me switch off everytime.