On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

BAH!

Puts fingers in ears and hums to drown out inferior singing

I like the fact Gary decided to celebrate Chris going the finals by having a shave.

Oh yes that's exactly what I was doing Cardi, the spoonerism thing yes

Don't be silly billy, I was messing. Come on in.

C'mon the bunches

BOF you need to be careful, you live in the same city as Nanfucker, don't be too harsh about him, him and his Nan'll come looking for you!

Me too cardi and I loved chris moyles too!

The Wang won't let Louis stand up...

Louis' Wang must be uncomfortable.

Ooh dear, that last note went a bit rogue.

MADE IT YOUR OWN
BINGO

Thanks MsElle not
I'll remember next time you ask a bloody question!

Sob stories never sway me- I am am hard -hearted caaah. But fook me, this lad has had an evil time of it. I'm not sure he will cope mentally with the pressure of winning, though

Chow Mein moves the Wang!

Ah well, that's the kiss of death from Louis!

I thought Jahmene worked in Tesco ?

Where is the Ma bunches?

My vote hangs on this

Arena? I thought they were in Grimsby town hall?

Louis with the kiss of death there.

Why when Dulisa can buy a 6 million quid mansion can she not find a sodding dress which contains her tits? One false move and they will poke her eyes out.

Is Shitz due her meds?

No - ASDA.

It was Tesco Mary a few years ago.

The show is going so down hill they will have someone from Spar soon.

We've lost Shitsinger.

I much prefer Bazza with a bit of stubble.

Nicole is just a few ad breaks from the Priory.

Nope Asda! Tesco Mary worked I. Tesco!

Awww. Shitz has lost it already.