On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

Oh Shitty, is well oiled. Her eyes are a mess!

You're like a beacon. Of lamb.

No Jelly, I meant RTFT stands for read the fucking thread! Sorry If I wasn't clear. I wasn't being nasty to you. So sorry.

No, it was definitely Morrisons.

He worked in Budgens. I read it in the NoW. They had him in uniform.

I felt sure they were in Central Theatre, Chatham, which is neither central or a theatre?

No bunches no vote. Soz.

FRIFFING, not fucking. I would never swear
Or be mean.

During the break, is anyone following the American Voice? A guy dh knows is in the final 2! Terry someone!

Love Gazza's face when shitsinger starts.

It's the look my DF gets when DM has had one too many cherry brandys.

Wilf is waiting expectantly at College for his "hot sexy lady" Rihanna. He cant believe she is on twice in two weeks!!! Come on James!!!!

Roar at Lamb Beacon.
Do you think that's how Lady Gaggy communicates?

Am hoping James Arfur wins - he with the mouth like a bum hole with teeth

Am late and catching up.
My MN is slow.
I am

GREAT opening gambit Sue and and

We can't believe it either, Lottie.

Reckon she does semaphore with two big cartoon hams. I know I do.

Oh why is Rhianna on again? Surely they could've got someone else in?
The Krankies? Sue Pollard? Keith Harris and Orville?

Bum hole wiv teef

Innit though? EXACTLY like that. All puckered

NO Mickey Bubbles. What gives with that?

Oh ok i geddit now MsElle..

< rolls sleeves back down >

Sue Pollard would have done a great duet with nanfucker- that songshe did from the flyon the wall wedding programme? ermm....

Someone tweeted Maloney has taken it to headlock backstage!

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He was doing Strictly last night tonight.