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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 17:02

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:03

Oh Shitty, is well oiled. Her eyes are a mess!Grin

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:03

You're like a beacon. Of lamb.

MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 20:03

No Jelly, I meant RTFT stands for read the fucking thread! Sorry If I wasn't clear. I wasn't being nasty to you. So sorry.Smile

BOFingSanta · 09/12/2012 20:04

No, it was definitely Morrisons.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:04

He worked in Budgens. I read it in the NoW. They had him in uniform.

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:04

I felt sure they were in Central Theatre, Chatham, which is neither central or a theatre?

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 20:05

No bunches no vote. Soz.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:05

FRIFFING, not fucking. I would never swear
Or be mean.

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GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf · 09/12/2012 20:05

During the break, is anyone following the American Voice? A guy dh knows is in the final 2! Terry someone!

BillyBollyBrandy · 09/12/2012 20:05

Love Gazza's face when shitsinger starts.

It's the look my DF gets when DM has had one too many cherry brandys.

LottieJenkins · 09/12/2012 20:05

Wilf is waiting expectantly at College for his "hot sexy lady" Rihanna. He cant believe she is on twice in two weeks!!! Come on James!!!!

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:05

Roar at Lamb Beacon.
Do you think that's how Lady Gaggy communicates?

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TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:06

Am hoping James Arfur wins - he with the mouth like a bum hole with teeth Xmas Grin

KatieSantaPawskitty · 09/12/2012 20:06

Am late and catching up.
My MN is slow.
I am Angry

GREAT opening gambit Sue Wine and Brew and Wine

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:06

We can't believe it either, Lottie.

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JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:07

Reckon she does semaphore with two big cartoon hams. I know I do.

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:07

Oh why is Rhianna on again? Surely they could've got someone else in?
The Krankies? Sue Pollard? Keith Harris and Orville?

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:07

Bum hole wiv teef

Innit though? EXACTLY like that. All puckered Xmas Grin

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MrsWolowitz · 09/12/2012 20:07

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:07

NO Mickey Bubbles. What gives with that?

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Jellykat · 09/12/2012 20:08

Oh ok i geddit now MsElle..

< rolls sleeves back down >

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:08

Sue Pollard would have done a great duet with nanfucker- that songshe did from the flyon the wall wedding programme? ermm....

MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 20:08

Someone tweeted Maloney has taken it to headlock backstage!Xmas Grin

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:08

Original epic fecking description

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:08

He was doing Strictly last night tonight.