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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 17:02

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 19:54

Course it's also possible that nobody believed me Xmas Grin. but it was true.

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KatieSantaPawskitty · 09/12/2012 19:54

I am late!

Jellykat · 09/12/2012 19:55

< awaits prize announcement from Fellowship >

What the piggin' hell is RTFT? Sue

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 19:56

Read the friffing thread Xmas Grin

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 19:56

MrsV Rafa sends me personal updates onfb about the progress of his recovery. He'll be back!!Xmas Grin

i still love the JL ad. Think paying for this prime slot is what cost most of the £6 million budgetGrin

Missed the Yeo valley farmers this yearSad

MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 19:57

Read the fucking thread, jelly.

That's RTFT, not do it IYSWIM,

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 19:57

Lol @ me renaming Ma CHEIN

WTF is Chein?

IAmLouisWalsh · 09/12/2012 19:57

Anyone imagining Nanfucker looming out of that crowd with a knife in his paw?

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf · 09/12/2012 19:57

I survived JCS too! I also went to see it!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 19:57

I die for Ma Chein's bunches. Everything crossed.

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cardibach · 09/12/2012 19:58

I thought you were doing deliberate (almost) SPoonerism, Greeny !
Did SHitz just call him Jahmene Jouglas?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 19:58

Oh jeepers, he's doing Angels.

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 19:58

did she just say 'jugless'

Are they going to sing a Christmas song? Are they singing 3 times?

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 19:58

Those cornrows are awful!

tigerdriverII · 09/12/2012 19:58

At least I'm not in Jersey. I mean, I might have been tempted. Or not.

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 19:58

No, Raah the JL ad is a rip off of the Snowman which makes me cry like a wuss even though I'm 30

No no NO! Doing Angels is fucking WORSE than Let It Be. Fuck of Chowmeinia, just fuck the fuck off right now. It would only be worse if fucking Kye joined in.

[ANGRY]

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 19:58

Personal updates ? You mean you stalk him on Fb and twitter ? Xmas Grin

I love that JL ad too.

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 19:59

I'm not sure about the ten thousand, looks more like 9,774 to me.

Those XF bastards will tell us owt

cardibach · 09/12/2012 19:59

I went to see it too, Glaikit! 'Twas fab. But I may be a bit obsessed with TIm Minchin!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 19:59

What do you think they're actually watching on the ipads? You know, when they put the footage on top?
I'm betting Hollyoaks catchup.

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BOFingSanta · 09/12/2012 19:59

I'd like Nanfucker to appear on wires dressed as a red devil.

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 19:59

Is it St Winifreds?

BillyBollyBrandy · 09/12/2012 20:00

Sorry have now RTFT - just got a bit over excited and jumped in Blush

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:00

Blimey, they've got everybody in Cleethorpes on that stage.
The whole town must be in the stadium.

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:00

Blush mrsV I do. and Stefan edberg-still!