On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

Mrs Pinhead - the sauce is certainly strong with her tonight. Can smell the cherry brandy fumes from here.

NO CHRISTMAS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really wanted nanfucker to win, it would have been hilarious

I really don't like JA's Mum. She seems so un-genuine.

Best tune of the night !

Thank fuck for that. Only another 10 minutes to go. How are they going to drag this out for ten more minutes?

It feels like its been on so long, we're onto the next series already

Place your bets....

I know what you meant

DID I MISS THE BUNCHES?

Shitsinger has come as Ursula the Sea Witch.

I've forgotten why I'm even here

I think whatever happens they'll both sink without trace.

OMG !

Oh the suspense!

Bum wiv teef has it

How long is this gonna drag on for????!! Its terrible. Terrible. But this thread is addictive.

ja mum must be in it to win it

Well, I am

He always waits 20 beats.

Woooo!!!! :o

I wanted it to be Jahmene.

James won !

Which means Jahmene will do better in the long run.

Uh-oh - look at Louis.
The Wang is angered.

Gosh. How surprising.

Blah. Just realised I don't really care.

Oh Yeeeessssss!

Meh