On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

I have jsut taken my dishwasher vodka out of the dishwasher, Sue. Is that domestic goddess or domestic lush?

Not even the fit ones.

Really hoping James wins, Jahmene gives me a headache.

Anyone else having more fun watching Nanfucker implode than watching the actual final?

Couldn't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock who wins out of the pair of them.

I'm half bored out my mind and half on edge of my seat, how does that work?!

Christ they need to hurry up, I need to pee goddammit.

I can't put the laptop down, dd stood on my dongle earlier and its wonky.

Greeny, do you?
Hmmmmm.

Sue - chubby reckon - blast from the past!!

And Lush Goddess

"dd stood on my dongle earlier and its wonky." Arf!

I couldn't give a stuff who wins. Odd feeling.

If they only showed what we want to see,i.e. JA/Jahmene's won,there'd be only one ad-break. Boohoo for them.

I don't care who wins but I can't stop watching.

I'm still laughing to myself over the clip of Chris Maloney giving Gazza a frame for his OBE yesterday. Wonder if he used it.

Must be the dullest X Factor Final ever.

Lush GOddess sounds good, Sue.

Love how M&S remove the "knees are so raw" bit from INXS in their advert

I just want it all to stop now, to be honest.

I think James will win.

chubby?????? sorry that was chubby!!!!

Me neither. Couldn't give a shiny shite.
Except some part of me wishes it was NanFucker.

Are they singing a Christmas song. ?If not.Fuckers.

I haven't been this laissez faire since the rhydian/leon debarcle

And Jahmene's mum's hair will come 2nd.

Mrs Chowmein bunches!

Doesn't really matter who wins, they'll both do ok.. but i'm in the James camp

Good grief chinny NOT chubby