On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

Booooo!

JA Mum is a bitter ol' mare.

I am cross.

No Christmas song.

Shit winner's song.

Charisma of an amoeba.

Is that the first time that's ever happened? Someone winning whose been in the bottom 2

He's a naice boy.

If that shouty angst fest of his is Christmas No1, I shall cry. And so will the Baby Jesus.

Buy the Hillsborough single everyone. Doooo itttttt.

He's been at SHitz's stash!

Toothy butthole man wins

Byebye James.

well there you go

See if Chowmein had of read MN listened and Mashed up Chowmeinia and Insania, he'd have won it fo'shizzle.

Tut.

Aww, love Chowmein- hope he does well.

Ah, fuck off now.

Oh.

I'm off to catch the end of traffic cops on Dave

The kids choir is also a brilliant Christmas tune. Don't mind whether that or Hillsborough gets the No 1.

Depressing.

Great now I'm gonna spend te next six weeks at least having to hear the name James Arthur in every newspaper. Thought I'd moved on from that teenage angst. Funny how this stuff haunts you.

However, glad it was him as a person even though needs to change his name (and teeth!)

what a terrible cd cover.

Thhe charity will make nowt from this

Poised for Nanfucker to storm the stage with an axe

I am totally unbothered, tbh. Going to watch BBC4 worthy stuff now

Kids choir?
So long as it's not the MiliWives. I cannot abide them. They're not threatening to sing this year, are they?

This song is dull.

I believe so, chipstick. At least we keep being told that is the case. I don;t really know from my own observations!

Well, that's it.

Crap single.

It's all over for another year.

All the other acts rush on at the end, watch out for Nanfucker in a spraggers wig.