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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

838 replies

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 17:02

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

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Boomeringue · 09/12/2012 21:20

I love Rhianna,but fear for her life with Chris Brown.

orangeone · 09/12/2012 21:21

God, went downstairs made a cup of tea, went to loo and checked on DD and come back in and she's still singing. It's worse than Coldplay at the paraolympic closing ceremony.....

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 21:21

Oh ffs- when did this become the Rihanna fucking show??

HarlettHoHoHoScara · 09/12/2012 21:21

Part of the video for this was filmed in my mate's flat. I cannot comment on whether that is the hopeless place referred to or not.

OComeAllYeFaithBaby · 09/12/2012 21:21

Dragging this out for votes much?

FairyArmadillo · 09/12/2012 21:22

Didn't she sing this on the X Factor Final last year?

(Lurking on this thread since last night as it makes the show much more entertaining.)

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 21:22

Jump ! Jump ! Jump ! Jump !

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 21:22

I'm not sure about her hopping around in that Next dress though

Bakingnovice · 09/12/2012 21:22

Riri looks hot fully clothed.

MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 21:22

Nanfucker just tweeted

"take no notice of crap in papers! I'm fine. it's just a final stretch of sensational headlines lol. whatever xx we know the truth xx"

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 21:22

Chinny Reckon NanFucker.
That's why they're making no mention of you at all, yes?

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HarlettHoHoHoScara · 09/12/2012 21:23

They wheel her out every year, Fairy. This and the Brits. Someone at ITV must have serious dirt on her.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 21:23
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JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 21:23

Eurgh, knew that twat would be a lol-er.

TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 21:23

Lines are CLOSED

The die is cast people

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 21:23

OOOooOooooooooh ! That's it !

IAmLouisWalsh · 09/12/2012 21:23

Get on with it....

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 21:24

Eurgh, he's the original loller.
Blee.

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NickyNackyNooNoo · 09/12/2012 21:24

I thought she had tie wraps round her calves just realised they are part of the shoe....interesting

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells · 09/12/2012 21:24

She's soooo pretty, I think that every time I see her.
I wish she'd tell Chris Brown to fuck off.

EnjoyResponsibly · 09/12/2012 21:24

Everyone phone their Nan in case NF goes berserk and starts taking hostages!

ifso · 09/12/2012 21:24

dang she didnt mention raising the cash for WA, or congratulating those dudes from swindon asda. how rude!!!

LottieJenkins · 09/12/2012 21:25

Wilf is in ecstasy.........He has updated his FB and said he liked seeing her bra and said her dancing was sexy and made him love her more!!!! Xmas Grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 21:25

Fairy yes, she did.wearing 'fuck me 'shoes.

And yes,this thread is waaaaymore entertaining than the programmeGrin

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 21:25

I lol Blush

I don't have sexual relations with my grandparents though