On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

He came back and tried to get in, apparently Sue, but was turned away by security! He has gone to a hotel with his partner!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr HATE RIHANNA

where's the water and electrics?how many fucking songs a week does she release??

I hate this woman but she can sing.

I am not keen on Rhianna.

She is wearing a dress made out of boob tube material - you know that cheap ridged stretchy stuff

Oh god who pissed off rihanna. Shea in a bad mood.

Yes billy. I had a pair of trousers in same material.

How can t his beautiful, talented girl go back go that pig?

She's got another tuneless wonder. Imagine a duet with her, Emilie and Chowmein.
Oh no, that wouldn't be a Duet. A Triet?

Yes she can sing. It doesn't sound nice, but yes she sings.

does anyone think rhianna should do a little speech or some other gesture towards anti-domestic violence, given her experiences? and linking it with the WA money raised by chowmein's workmates at Asda? Like, if at the end of this song, she said y'know what derm, i'm gonna take that 10k and raise it 100k for WA?

or am i being too fairy fairy again?

Is she wearing sock suspenders

Nanfucker has tweeted he has a sore throat and the doctor has signed him off!. That's why there has been no mention of him!

Feck.. this is even more boring than Let it Be

Gareth McLean @thegarethmclean
Fully expecting a bomb threat to be phoned in to #xfactorfinal, a nan's scarf over the receiver to disguise a Scouse accent.

I had a neon pink swimming costume in it. Don't blame me it was the early-ish nineties

Quilted Andrex?

Are they determined to bore viewers tonight, or what?

She does look beautiful tonight, just shows no need to dress like a hooker most of the time

Christopher just tweeted that he has a sore throat and doctor had signed him off show ...

Wish Jahmene would take her aside and talk to her about his mum.

(sorry, got distracted by dd midpost and just realised someone had already posted same)

I've just voted Chowmein
I never vote, but i just want to adopt him and put him on top of my Christmas tree with a little Santa hat.

yes OriginalLadyFT, was just thinking that...she has hooker mentality but is so beautiful if she only realised