On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

Nanfucker will be on CBB next having a complete breakdown.

SAME DIFFERENCE!!

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

have we all seen this

at Naneater

I've not heard anything about James' parents. I know he only usually mentions his siblings

Lovely, Merry !

I have a tree, and lots of lights and window stickers. I'm so naff. No smells, apart from the Christmassy plug-in. The cats eat anything else I try to put out.

Really hating James this weekend. Why come on 'a show like this' if you're too cool for it. Go back to your lovely clean smart bedsit man.

Hahahahaha at Greensleeve's link

more nanfucker dirt

Christmas Downton people!!!!

Oh ouch, that awful move on up again

this made me cry

at 'Gimme gimme gimme a nan after midnight' Greensleeves

He didn't get to Liverpool according to Snowball's link though, cause he missed his train!

Many thanks ifso and greeny

DS found a bundle of Christmas tat under my bed this morning the little sod. He's like a sodding tracker Dog. Was just about to show his dd the dolls house we've bought her in the downstairs cupboard as well. He's an evil genius. He reminds me of The Brain from Pinky and the Brain. Will have to get dp to wrap the bloody things now and hope he forgets what he saw.

Does anyone else wonder if when Chris Brown smacked Rhianna, it was purely a knee jerk reaction from her singing that "shine bright lika Die-mond" song at him in that annoying fashion?

*Would like to add a disclaimer I do not in anyway condone violence in any way. Not even due to awful mispronunciation of lyrics.

i think james needs to be careful of not becoming full of it in 6 mths - you know, arrogant, etc etc . If he stays true to the gutsy music making, keeps a low profile then i'll buy every album and play it in the car on the school run

They pinched it, Jelly. We should sue

Do we think he's still at the station?

Gah. I hate Rhianna.

Raahh i voted for you last night, shall i try again?

I just hope James doesn't shag Dullisa. Or Caroline.

Oh Rianna looks beautiful.

Wilf is all ready and waiting,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Holy shit falls off sofa rihanna is wearing clothes like a normal woman

I think the train thing is a joke actually- there's two an hour from Manchester, so you wouldn't be stranded there if you missed one. He obviously just wanted to come back- missing the attention probably.

I'm going in to Manchester in the morning. If I see Nanfucker asleep in the station I'll get his picture for you all. And give him a Chinese burn too obvs.