On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

Bugger all else on MrsV..

Male i bet MsElle, he's is as camp as tits..

Jesus tap dancing Christ, how long is this on for?

Merry

Rod-a-long after X Factor. Christmas hits or summat. Just thought it would be naice if we all wailed along.

Shut up about wrapping presents. I haven't even bought any presents yet.

Oh, no. I bought DD's today

NanFucker will do a Falling Down I reckon. They'd all want to check their back seats tonight.

According to Digital Spy Nanfucker called Caroline Poole a cunt

Anyone remember that little interview with him after Ella the Nelephant went out? "If people wanted her in they should have voted for her. It's not my fault"

Knew he was a douchebag then.

Whatever happened to Journey South? Nice boys.

Naff off Brad you knob.

I LOVE that link about Nanfucker trying to crash the final

I'm more worried about Chowmein winning. Everything about Nanfucker seems to be an act- whereas Jahmene, he really is vulnerable.

Usher ! Oooh, baby, baby, baby !

Rhianna. Wonder what might rain down on her head this week (lives in hope of comedy moment to relieve boredom)...

I am THERE MrsV. I have a tree and all. It is smelling loverly.

I'm mostly a lurker on this thead - which is better than the actual show - but what's the story with James and his Parents. Wasn't he in foster care at one stage.

Wrapping makes stuff easier to hide.

Well no, not to hide. Less identifiable I mean

Nanfucker can't even have a hissy fit without messing it up! According to Snowball's link, he only missed his bloody train back to Liverpool!

I liked Journey South too. They reminded me of an older Bros.

Gawd, I LOVED Bros. Specially Matt.

Hold, on Journey South weren't the creepy incest Christians? the bro and sis in matching costumes?
Who were they then?

I quite like rihannas diamond song. If she sings that it will b the best bit about the show.

If u hear cats wailing dont worry it is just me singing

nanfucker dirt

I've finished my wrapping!

yes bambino i think that was it

Would have loved to see Ella sing with Tulisa urban fucking roots - now that would have been a painful demonstration of those who can do, those who can't pontificate on X factor

I reckon Jon Culshaw is practising his Nanfucker now.