On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

MrsV- no, they won't. Hillsborough single out next week
oh, I recognise this now. But it's hardly fuckingfestive, this

I like Saltburn. My sibes came from there.

Have they got different winners songs?

Oh shurrup Pinhead. All angsty and tedious.
It's fucking CHRISTMAS.

Oh no not this song. This was a good song before he started singing it (sad face)

jingle it's like last year where Mischa only had 'B' and Amelia Lily was known by her first and middle names just weird, maybe parental ishoos.

This is a bit dull. They both are really. Certainly no wow feeling.

oh, it has livened up

Got to say, this is MILES better than Jahmene

That was horrible!

They've had different winner's songssince Matt the ht won, Lubey don't know why

I can sing better than James,and shake my wrist too.

You know when your whelmed? I'm quite a bit under that.

FG?

That was terrible.

Dullisa is beyond twatdom. She is the utterest of cunts.

I don't know that song. Who did it first ?

Oh do fuck of Borisa

FUCK YOU DULLISA

FUCK YOU

NF left with his partner???

I NEED DETAILS!!!!

Who's the partner?

Why couldn't they have covered Slade?

Both winners songs are a bit shit. IMHO.

Forrest Gump.

Dullisa and Pinhead's baby. not gifted, but urban.

Me too MrsChristmas and Lineys

So, do we think Shitz meds of choice this evening was Mandy? Not seen arms in the air dancing like that since my clubbing days

Oh! I never noticed til tonight.

HIS NAN.

Poutypoutynodnod

Love James! He'll do well regardless..

What sex is NFs partner?