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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 17:02

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

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directoroflegacy · 09/12/2012 20:56

Asda must be mnetters!!!!

MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:56

I feel sorry for Jahmene, but I don't want to buy his records.

I could imagine PERHAPS buying JA single, if he wasn't Cowell-ized

Boomeringue · 09/12/2012 20:56

Enjoy'Is there a slight chance that Chow Mein is being portrayed as a sort of evangelical Cliff Richardy figure?'

Hmm...

IAmLouisWalsh · 09/12/2012 20:56

forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1769638

Oh dear, someone isn't happy

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:56

Why does Jahmene only have one name and James has two?

zookeeper · 09/12/2012 20:57

I don't like him; I think he's dull as dishwater, but I liked the way he sang that song. I wouldn't buy it though.

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 20:57

I've just realised that LIB would be Jahmene's winners single ?

Ah well. The winner won't have Xmas No 1 this year anyway....

MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:57

Dan is a journo - Mirror I think

LineysChristmasNamey · 09/12/2012 20:57

MN has gone a bit tech bonkers tonight. Strange pages coming up.

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:57

Greeneyes- yup- they played it at his first audition, making it very clear how they saw him, really.

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 20:57

He was in a 'really bad place'

What Middlesborough?

WildWorld2004 · 09/12/2012 20:57

Merry i completely agree. If james stays the way he is i could see myself maybe buying a JA song.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:57

I do hope he turned up. And did DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM at the door.

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MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:57

Dan Wootton
@danwootton
I'm told Christopher was offered to stay and see contestants but he didn't want to. He left with his partner

MissMogwi · 09/12/2012 20:58

It makes sense to all 15 of us who've liked it. Grin

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 20:58

Greeny ! Xmas Grin

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 20:58

Raahh Sad

TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:59

Now this song I like

MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:59

no, DM and showbizz reporter on Lorraine

Has this song got a melody?

IAmLouisWalsh · 09/12/2012 20:59

Arf at Greeny.

But he lives in Saltburn, which is really rather nice. Even the bedsits.

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers · 09/12/2012 20:59
  • keeping you bang up to the minute with breaking Twittering..........

Maloney returns! But not for long

cardibach · 09/12/2012 20:59

OK zookeeper, but why? What about it did you like? TO me it was just screechy and wail-ey with no discernible tune. WHat are you hearing that I am not?

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:59

Impossi (gasp) bul

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 20:59

Glad it's not just me experiencing strange going's on, Lineys. Xmas Smile

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:59

The FG thing is just inexcusable.

He has a PARTNER? Are we talking evil twin?

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