On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

just wish he'd stand up straight by now ffs

love dermot

I would cry if Dullisa said she got me and we were the same

I do wonder why they can't just be really original and sing a Christmas song.

We could do with some cheering up. Christmas is 'motional enough as it is.

I ask again, are we going to join Rod for some carols afterwards ?

Forrest Gump was in answer to Bella btw. Not suggesting that Pinhead and Dullisa's baby would be a mini Tom Hanks. no.

Jingle Forrest Gump. That was the music they played when Chowmein came out.And at his audition.

oooh, dear. He didn't look happy to see his mum there.

MrsV I'll be listening to Rod whilst doing some much needed wrapping

Dermot is like a presenter from QVC trying to valiently fill a hour long slot

Arf at greeny eyes

I want to know about Nanfucker's partner too! Unfortunately there is nothing anywhere!

Pinhead's mum greeting him from a stilted ten feet away at the working man's club was awkward last night.

This is soooooooooo excruciating. They are so blowing James' streetcred

Wrapping ? This early ? Blimey.

Am a crap wrapper so leave it till last minute, otherwise I would end up doing it all again !

Ha! In the audition he had see thru eyelashes, and now he had DARK eyelashes!

agree merry, he looked cross with his mum...
didnt he say at start of the process that his parents made his life difficult or sommat?

What is happening with Rod? Is he leading a sing song?

Yeah. their unconditional support has been unconditional.
he's such an inspirer, eh, Dullisa?

They all cared so much he was living alone in a bedsit. Hmmm.

Underwhelmed by James's track but doing Let It Be is the kiss of death. Look at Journey South.

I also hope someone is keeping an eye on Maloney re coping issues. Whatever he's like as a person the show has used him and they have responsibilities to him. Wouldn't have hurt to say he could come on stage at the end when they all do while glittery bits of paper fall on the winner's head.

Neither has an ounce of charisma. It's painful.

Thanks. Wouldn't recognise the soundtrack from Forest Gump!

At least Ma Arthur's got a decent do. Unlike Ma Meins inexplicable barnet.

CAN THEY JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCE IT NOW!!!!!!!

Oh no, its Rhianna next?

I am wrapped
Posting before work tomorrow.