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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 17:02

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

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QueenOfCats · 09/12/2012 20:51

Oooh I bloody love Jahmene! Smile

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:52

I've just worked out who Chowmein reminds me of

You know if Terence Trent-D'Arby suddenly couldn't do the growly singing but tried anyway? Thats Chowmein.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:52

Not the NanFucker ones Miss M?

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JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:52

It's a modern day phenomenon that singing ability is measured by the number of notes removed from the original song and replaced with new ones.

LineysChristmasNamey · 09/12/2012 20:52

I wouldn't like Nanfucker to be sexually angry with a song.

MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:52

Dan Wootton @danwootton
OK, I now have confirmation Christopher DID turn up tonight asking to go on stage. It was too late because finalists were already on stage.

MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:53

Dan Wootton @danwootton
My sources saying Christopher may be struggling to cope at the moment. I hope X Factor bosses looking after him, like BGT did with SuBo

cardibach · 09/12/2012 20:53

Can I also ask zookeeper and QueenofCats waht they like about him? I am genuinely puzzled. I can see why people would feel for him, what with the back story, but I honestly can;t see what you like about him. Please explain.

orangeone · 09/12/2012 20:53

Wow shit singer really is wasted.... Her eyes look like mine used to free 6 hours clubbing.....

TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:54

God please done let him win so that bloody song goes to number one

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:54

Chicken Chowmein!!!!

TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:54

Don't

MissMogwi · 09/12/2012 20:54

The Twelve Days of XFactor one.

I've liked it. I'm a creep.

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 20:54

Lolol the Flacksters thatch.

Someone got a Babyliss Big Hair

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:54

Fair fucks to them - 10k for WA
Oooo, hat'n'plaits are almost as good as bunches.

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LottieJenkins · 09/12/2012 20:54

Was in the pub this afternoon and put the Beatles version of Let it Be on.............slightly freaked out when it came on............

MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:54

ooooooooh, scandal. Now we will get all the 'should htey have let NF in?'

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:54

They are playing the Forrest Gump music againAngry

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 20:55

What's goin' on ? I keep getting an 'error' page ? Xmas Confused

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:55

Who is Dan Wootton?

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:55

Does it even make sense to anyone else though? With The Wang and all?

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GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 20:55

Is this the Forrest GUMP music?

BOFingSanta · 09/12/2012 20:55

I think that I have something in my eye.

IAmLouisWalsh · 09/12/2012 20:55

Dan Wooton talks an awful lot of shite though

recall · 09/12/2012 20:55

what is the Wang?