On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

I'll swap ya MsElle!

Lets be honest here, Chowmein is very dull, sweet but dull..

Oh christ on a bike 'Let it be' and choir in tow yawn

ooh, did MN go down for you all there?

This could only be worse if it were Hey Jude

Yes he has Cardi the week Ella went!

You called it MrsW! :)

Such a tragedy. Who agreed to let them cover this?!

FFS Do they sing the same bastard songs each final?

What did you say Pinhead was doing, Raah?

This is the most boring song EVER

Oh dear, this is dull

MrsV- I had to suffer a blow by blow account of the match. I'm now getting own back....

This is dull.And the choir are far better

NanFucker should have been here singing Hey Jude: nan -naaan nan nanananaaaannanan

Even better if he did it in his pissed and ragey state

God, what a bloody boring song

He looks like they left the pins in his trousers

Only my irritation is keeping me awake

These are the winners singles, no? I thought the song choices had been out all week?
Or is this their second choice?

Is there a slight chance that Chow Mein is being portrayed as a sort of evangelical Cliff Richardy figure?

Sorry but I think this is good!

I remember when this song had a tune

Just. SIng. THe. Fucking. Tune.
Twat.

Oh God no.

This is fecking dire.

Its not even like Macca needs the fucking cash

Something by Shontelle(?) who i have never hear of, Sue 'Impossible'

Oi Sue, your XFactor songs on Mumsnet's Facebook status, get you!

(Easily pleased)

The Wang just won't let Louis give Chowmein an ovation, will it.
Well, not the usual kind anyway.

Yawn, KingRaahh !

Are we all settling in for some early carol singing with Rod after this ?

REally DrRanj ? WHat did you like about it?

that was great