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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 17:02

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

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BOFingSanta · 09/12/2012 20:44

I didn't understand any of that, whiteandyelloworchid. Have you been hanging out with scottishmummy? Xmas Grin

Jellykat · 09/12/2012 20:44

Christ, what am i going to do next weekend of an evening?
Will i have to attempt to converse with teen DS2

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:44

Orchid is your telly on the blink, cos I could've sworn that they showed Chowmeinia and even side show bob Nanfucker too

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:45

oh, you would say that Bof.
you're on THEIR side.

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TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:45

Jingle bell ball a two night affair

MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 20:45

Jelly I am going to have to talk to DH!

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:45

For a moment there I forgot why I was actually watching.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:45

Look at your man in his orange bin men trousers.

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:45

ewwwww- Rio's trousers they are tomato coloured

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:45

What's the difference between a real footie player and a table football player?

Sod all, both are wobbly headed, brainless lumps of wood

OComeAllYeFaithBaby · 09/12/2012 20:45

Evening all. Only been watching 15 minutes but the finalists aren't actually doing any singing?!

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 20:46

I think Simon probably wants Jahmene to win as he would be more 'pliable' ?

What with James' 'urban roots' and all....

Nice to see Rio, who was the twat who threw a coin at him today ? Did anyone else see ?

MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:46

The hardest part was likely working with Shitsinger

IAmLouisWalsh · 09/12/2012 20:46

We are all on THEIR side

LineysChristmasNamey · 09/12/2012 20:46

Mmmmm. Rio. Not.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:46

Look, see? Green uniform. Budgens.

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MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 20:47

Rio got hit on the head this afternoon by some nasty pig throwing something from the stands!

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:47

You know that Titanium record that Spraggers did before she got too pissed to carry on?

How about Chowmein does it, but changes it to "I am Chow-ma-ni-a" instead? I'd vote for him if he did.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:47

DAMMIT. So close to a bunches shot there.

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BillyBollyBrandy · 09/12/2012 20:47

Why were there footballers?! This is bizarre. How to drag out two songs and an announcement

They'll put Dappy on next

cardibach · 09/12/2012 20:47

Has James A been in the bottom two? I think he has - if he wins he would be the first person to have been in the bottom two and go on to win, won;t he?

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JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:48

Starting v low so he can do key change and octave jump.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:48

Or Peter Andre's hit 'Insania, FoFF?
In fact - I predict a mash-up. Be perfect.

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EnjoyResponsibly · 09/12/2012 20:48

I bet Nanfucker and White rush the stage at this Macca homage