On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

Did she just get bored and forget to finish that?

If Adele hadn't been having a baybeee, Emili would be no-one, cos she'd have done the 'lympics

Nanfucker really is a nasty piece of work, isn't he? We were right about him from the beginning.

Enjoy, oooooo. Someone is a holagram

What does her tattoo say?

I have Aldi fake Baileys now. It would appear it has a design flaw - it must evaporate as the bottle is empty and I'm sure I haven;t drunk it all!

Where did Emilee get the US accent?

Oh she sounds quite posh doesn't she?

Why will they not just Fucking get on with it.

Oh god losing the will to live

I love how the audience weren't sure when it had finished. On account of it having no actual melody.

Oh no! It was Rita Ora. Blames thought Emile was abe to do a Hermione Grainger.

As you were

To be fair, I'm sure we've probably called her a cunt too.

xfactor think they are goverment trying to tell people what to think,

doing it again tonight, afetrtha charity promo, it was a james arthur clip, sayign what a great charity he thought it was and he would like to help them blah blah, didnt show jarmane

xfactor are desparate for ja to win

event he questioning and the parts of the songs j a and jahmamne have sung.
james artur always gettign the better parts

I think she expected the audience to finish the song.

Ooh, she's in 2 places at once ? Clever.

Foff
She is Scottish but seems to have mislaid her accent.

I HATE this ad. It is almost as bad as the Asda one.

Yeah, we called her a hard faced cunt.

All these fecking whinging adverts. Too many sprouts, blah blah.
Don't bloody bother then. Bloody martyrs.

Enjoy wasn't that last night? Swear I saw Biffa Cole in a some awful skin tight boob flashing flammable clothing in the paper

I don't know- she wasn't really around long enough for us to work up a real animosity.

emeli
at least she keeps her clothes on

I think we have Jingle, but not to her face, and we are probably nicer than Nanfucker so have room to talk!

At least we have been spared Jessie J. For that, i am grateful.

Oh, Enjoy

Disappointed. Emili is just a plain ol' muggle ? Drat.

Oooo, whiteandyello, are you Team Chowmein now? I greatly enjoyed your support of NanFucker

Woo and Hoo for Chowmein

No it's on again tonight.

Nanfucker White don't be bitter, everyone loves a J Arthur

I think you are a bit over invested and over thinking it, whiteandyelloworchid. Everyone knows it is a bit cynical, but you are over doing it - as you did last night! I actually think they want Jahmene to win as they have made so much of his sob story, so each to his own. Frankly I don;t give a shit, but hey ho.

I'm here, finally

I had to do some of that work thing, and then that family thing.