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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 17:02

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

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VivaLeBeaver · 09/12/2012 20:33

I've missed the beginning. Has nanfucker really stropped off and refused to be here tonight?

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 20:33

Oh, jeez, I don't know if I can stand the suspense for another hour.

Nicky left Strictly tonight. Xmas Sad Was against DVO, so was always going home, bless him.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:34

Fuck off Cameron. Fuck right off.

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MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:34

I do love you, Foff. Wish I could get sued by someone rank.

MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 20:34

Yes Viva!

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:34

Nobody is talking about it, Viva. I think Dermie will break and have to say something soon. Link upthread to the story.

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:34

I wish sue, I barely make enough to buy bread and milk from my poor site.

Bless it.

I am never going to get up with the dcs in the morning. I may have to let them bunk off have to sleep in my clothes and put them in their uniforms, and sleep in the car

JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:35

I'd imagine he'd help more people by remaining in the employ of Asda.

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 20:35

Cor not seen Emily Sande for aaages

Oh no wait. The other thing

TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:35

I heard nanfucker got plastered last night and caused a bust up at rehearsals today so they kicked him off tonight's finale

MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 20:35

The chancellor won't take the VAT, but will take their DLA!

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 20:35

Get Dickhead Dave off the TV. Completely ruining my evening's viewing.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:35

Do we think Tower Block Jade failed apart from the obvious sexism cos her hair was too similar to Emilie

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:36

She's another one, old Emeli. Good singer, meh songs. And total exposure over kill too

snice · 09/12/2012 20:36

what is he winners single-is it a cover version again?

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:36

Why are they showing blood clots on the screen?

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JingleBellaTheGymnast · 09/12/2012 20:36

Always staggered that Emiiiillleee Sandaaayy isn't in her 40s.

BillyBollyBrandy · 09/12/2012 20:37

The backdrop reminds me of the caterpillar that was stoned in Alice in Wonderland.

I bet shitsinger is tripping

MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:37

agree, Foff. She has been everywhere this year. It is like we don't have any other singers.

MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 20:37

Nanfucker called Carolynne a cunt apparently. She tweeted it would appear the XFactor also makes monsters!

Jellykat · 09/12/2012 20:37

Emilie smoking one helluva enormous spliff there, smoke everywhere!

TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:37

Yep Foff, my thoughts exactly on Emili S

zookeeper · 09/12/2012 20:38

Look like flying female reproductive systems in the background.

Or perhaps it's just me...

Flumpyflumps · 09/12/2012 20:38

Her hair reminds me Of jedward

EnjoyResponsibly · 09/12/2012 20:39

Hold on, I've got a friend says she's just been watching Emile Sandez on stage at O2 at the Jingle Bell Ball Confused