On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

I only remember Zain because he had a mardy and wouldnt dance.

Whose the one with the shaved head. It feels so wrong to say I probably would, and I could be his (teenage) Mum.

No to Alex dot com

Is Zane the tall one?

I do as well Greeny, and I nearly have an adult son so that's worse!

Fellow tell all, use code words if need be... the Wandies sued you?

Who do they think they are!!

OMactualGGGGGGG! Zane is the teeny lad who hid behind the skirts and wouldn't dance?

Flashbacks. How funny.

That's Liam, mrsVamos, who is rumoured to be shagging Leona!

Zains got the really deep voice. Not as deep as Ellas, but you know, deep.

I only know which one is Harry, no idea who the others are

The head shaved one goes out with Leona Lewis.

What's with the stompy need a wee dancing?

I don;t remember the not dancing :(

They are making Dermie look normal sized. They must be tiny.

Ahhh, OK, thanks MsElle. Just had my 8 year old DD yelling at me whose who !

Leona is a lucky girl !

MrsWolowitz I wrote a blog post on how these twats are nowt like the Rolling Stones (there was an article in the paper saying they were the new stones). They didn't like me saying that they aren't as:
a) they are shit
b) they don't play instruments
c) they are shit
d) they don't write their own songs
e) they are shit

And that the only slight comparison is that Harry has floppy hair and a penchant for shagging groupies like Flackie.

They weren't happy about it and issued a dmca to remove it.

Wankers

Tell us the suing story!

Will there be that awkward moment backstage when Harry "bad hair day" Styles bumps into Caroline "I like em young " Flack?

This is so DULL.

Not dull enough to stop me watching obv but the lamest x factor final ever.

Unless it's like childbirth and you just never remember quite how bad the last one was...

Oh good, Emilie Sande.
still, could be worse. Could be ChrissyAggy. Who was on the thread defending her last year when she looked like Miss Piggy, bless her heart? Called her XTina.
V festive, that. Xtina.

Have just twigged why I was not short-listed for the nc comp. Am so well known as MrsV, everyone ignores the Christmas bit !

Still, at least Vamos is better than donkeybucket !

Ah now tbf FoFF, I doubt they did. Mingehead may have done.

I'd forgotten Xtina

I still think Liam had a bad case of nits, hence the shaved head. He's never looked like he belongs...

Cardi

Before they were a group and they were just auditionees, Zain refused to dance at bootcamp and had a real strop about it. IIRC Simon talked him round and he di join in in the end.

Its the only thing that makes him memorable.

Dermot nearly went flying there, would have livened up a bit!

It's a bit boring this year!