On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

I doubt they read blogs. Biff and Chip, for the bigger ones praps.

Have done Jingle

Fellow, you'd get on really well with DS1! He says the same about them, right down to every other sentence being "they're shit"!

perhaps NF will storm the stage as they try to announce the winner and trained marksmen will take him down

Wish I had some Xps right now.

Some cheese and onion Xps

I like the sound of your blog, Fellowship.

zayn the best looking by a mile

YY, Vag - he sat on a speaker and refused to come out and play
Mingehead went backstage to collect him.

Billy -it's exactly like childbirth- goes on for months

I am miffed that I wasn't shortlisted when I instigated the 'are we having a namechange comp' thread and my namechange this year is so simple.

Ta Vagaceratops. Still no clue, but at least I know ehat everyone is talking about. Obviously didn't make him memorable to me!

Snice maybe he's currently suction cupping up the side of the building ready to strike!!

Sue, apparently, it was featured by some American Mom site, as a "even the UK doesn't like Wand Erection" type pos, quoting my post in it. Then Sony saw, and then I got bitched.

I'm quite proud really. Felt like the NME at the time

KFC's kitchen staff never look like that.

Watch out for stage furniture that he could find in still thinking Sideshow Bob.
I'm worried about non-perspex cubes, wrapped presents or that car again. Lots of hiding places there.

find in? HIDE in

There is another hour and 10 minutes to go!

Oo, FoFF. You FAMOUS

Well done Fellowship! They are keek.

James will sink,win or lose. Creepy looking as Maloney is. Lock Jahmene into a recording studio,take away his Mariah tendencies,and he could make a good album.
Poor Ella should have sacked the stylist. Take the landing-strip eyeliner off her,don't think that Amy's bee-hive works with mouse. Tutu's don't work with tree-trunks either. She could look beautiful.

Cheers Bof

On no final 3

And at least for once Cameron isn't the biggest wanker in the room

Oh my christ, they're going to show the Shiny Dave bit.
Will they show NanFucker's face?

Blaehhhhhh at Hamface

Fucking hell- there's a nightmare vision