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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 17:02

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:19

I hate MelB MUCH more than I hate NanFucker.

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MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 20:19

I really don't like Gary, either. Twat.

MrsWolowitz · 09/12/2012 20:19

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:19

Bazza's haircut is a bit severe for him.

TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:20

Please tell me - Louis, why? Just why? Why is he on? He is so cringeworthy

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:20

That's nice Louis, forget all about Primark 1 and that other boyband who weren't Union J and I have no idea who they were

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:20

Yeah, you doubters. Sit there while we wheel out the Wandies, Leona and the Lidl Muffins.

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we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:20

So- they aren't doing rejects then?

CLAGGY!

IAmLouisWalsh · 09/12/2012 20:21

And the Steve Brookstein segment here?

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:21

JLS are famous for having condoms and a LOT of calenders in the remainders shops.

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KatieSantaPawskitty · 09/12/2012 20:21

All these XF memories equate to even better MN thread ones.

MissMogwi · 09/12/2012 20:22

How big was that Cher's head then. Xmas Grin

MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 20:22

Oooh the Wandies! How long is it since we have seen them? Do they even have a new single out?

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:22

Awww, Mingehead. And the Wand Erection Whippersnappers.

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MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 20:22

What's with all the history....is X Factor ending forever and they're just not telling us ?

TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:22

Yawn One Direction. Surely it's past their bedtime?

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:22

Steve is probably gigging with LeonGrin

was Alex.com on that?

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:22

Oh God, not fucking Wand Erection. I must now remain silent for fear they will try and sue me again. Fucking twats.

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 20:23

Fucking hell I'm starting to really fancy Zain. This is bad isn't it.

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Vagaceratops · 09/12/2012 20:23

Liam still hates Harry.

MerryLindor · 09/12/2012 20:23

Evening. Damn these kids and their bedtime getting in the way of XF.

What fresh hell is this?

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:23

Right now BubleShit is shouting at the rest 'SEE? They can ALL sing.'
PrettyShit is weeping into his comic.

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:23

Oh dear someone gave the ethnic one Shitz mic from last night. Lol

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