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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 17:02

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

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MissMogwi · 09/12/2012 20:13

Ugh those dresses and boots look cheap.

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:13

The MEN (as was) is bigger than the 02- but i'm not sure why they are so keen to keep going on about being thereHmm

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:13

Shut up Louis ya arselicker

You said the same to Dulisa last year

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 20:13

Fuck you Dullisa

BillyBollyBrandy · 09/12/2012 20:14

Watch Gary - seriously he never even glances at shitsinger!

Flumpyflumps · 09/12/2012 20:14

Don't think he should do sexy I feel a bit queasy after that.
Dullisa def fancies him!

Vagaceratops · 09/12/2012 20:14

I think they maybe want it to look like they have a choice.

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:14

He does need some styling though Bazza. To be fair.
Let's let Gok at him. Put him in sucky pants and a wrap dress.

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snice · 09/12/2012 20:14

I'd like the finale to tonight's show to be Nanfucker in a wickerbasket suspended from the ceiling whilst they re-enact the ending of the Wicker Man

TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:14

Tulisa aka cut price Cheryl. Say urban fucking roots one more time and the TV gets it

directoroflegacy · 09/12/2012 20:15

And I do not have Su Pollard's single 7" in my garage Xmas Blush

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:15

Dullisa will prolly shag him. Cos he's all edgy and urban and shit.
Bleeee - think of the sex tape. Big Fucking Giant.

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whiteandyelloworchid · 09/12/2012 20:15

will james get his teeth done after this, will he get the x factor standard issue veneers?

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:15

sucky pants and a wrap dress

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:15

I wouldn't mind, but the amount of meds Shitz inhales, she'll have forgotten she was even on XFactor by this time next week, let alone who her acts were.

That's what Biffa Cole did to Cher Lloyd and Katty Weasel

TheOriginalLadyFT · 09/12/2012 20:16

I hope so, the but hole wi teeth look is NOT good

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:16

Oooo, I think they're working up to the Rejects.

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Jellykat · 09/12/2012 20:16

Yes yes snice that would do nicely Xmas Grin

GreenyEyes · 09/12/2012 20:17

Dullisa in the audition stages. At least 20lbs lighter.

Awkward.

we3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2012 20:17

oh NO
They wouldn't bring Geri or Mel on to the panel?Hmm

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 09/12/2012 20:17

Oh yes - Nasty Britney. And Grandad.

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:18

That'll be her special sucking in liquid diet she was on at the time....

MrsChristmasVamos · 09/12/2012 20:18

If they have Mel B on the panel I'll never watch it again. Awful woman.

FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 09/12/2012 20:19

"My Xfactor experience this season" Fuck knows, I can't remember.

All in yer face- did she see Dulisa's video then?

MsElleTow · 09/12/2012 20:19

Shitsinger has been good to these threads, hasn't she!Xmas Grin