On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

[SuePurblyFeltYourPresents]

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

Is The Making of a Lady a making of The Making of a Marchioness?

Bum hole with teeth!!!!!!!!! That's the expression I've been searching for to describe him!!
Hilarious

I don't want a little bit of the Colonel in my KFC thanks.

Bumhole with teeth is spot ON

Phew Jelly! I'm only little, you'd knock me straight out!

He was busy on Strictly, Sue.

Bumhole with teeth - love it!

well, Nanfucker isn't welcome here again
Back to liverpool with him

All puckered

Did she just forget who he was?

Bloody hell she is wankered

Ooh, the bumhole is gaping...

Seriously, if shitswinger keeps on with the whole emo stuff with Jah-meh I may well barf up my tea

Are they just never going to mention NanFucker?
And are we not getting the Rejects?
I need ANSWERS, Dermot.

How many people in the audience again? And where is it? I'm not sure they've told us have they?

ewwwwwww

OMG I loved that Su Pollard song , "we're starting together"

Why do they keep making a big fuss about being in Manchester.

They are only here because the O2 was already booked.

Ewwwwwwwwww
He shouldn't try sexy.

Eye eye. Flackster wont be happy. Neither will Lewis Hamilton

They might so the reject bit and have Nanfucker in a Hannibal style mask and straight jacket.

Fingers crossed.

director- THAT'S THE ONE!!

He does sing this well though.

For a tiny headed BFG with a mouth like a bumhole wi teeth

C'MON LUTON, lighters in the air.
Eleventy thousand in the audience, you know.

Bumholes should only make that noise after broccoli soup.

Are their costumes from the market?

I would - i'm huuuuuge MsElle