X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

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Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

I thought it used to happen with a few weeks to go.

I love this song and he is doing ok ŵith it. I'm sure I'll prefer it to the next effort.

This is really good!! Go Rylan!

He actually sounds quite good!

Do you think he even knows what it's about?

I ignored. Bet it was important too.

No. Just fucking no Rylan.

Why have they let him butcher a great song.

Crickey. Not cricket.

Is it just me hearing all the flat crap notes???

Rylan doing not too bad a job here!

Lovely Rylan.

I've never heard this before. Is it a good song normally?

I actually would prefer Rylan to stay for entertainment value over another boy band.

Awww Rylan's lovely

I think Rylan will go. I think the majority of the judges want him out.

Yep just you start

I'm now watching, I refuse coz i hate nanfucker, what is rylan singing

Lovely?? My arse...

I think it is the best he's ever sung. Still a bit shit, obviously, but the best he's ever sung.

If it goes to deadlock, don't be so sure rylan is a goner. Them crazy Wand fans won't vote for uj as they won't want the other Shite having competition.

Well, that was surprising. Are these ones going to sing the Birdie song or summat?

He's just so nice. Isn't he though? Seems a really decent sort, old Rylan

Ah, quite like him. Never voted for the fucker though.

Ohhh dear.

Don't sing this. This is too special to me for them to ruin!