X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

And that's all because a load of idiots think Christopher has been bullied by the producers and the meedja so they're protest voting to keep him in

Nearly time for The Secret of Crickley Hall. Yay. That's the only thing keeping me going right now.

Let it go to Deadlock.

Will be so funny if Union J go home!

THey don't have to be impartial! I wanted Rylan to stay just for the laugh.

I hope Union Lady boys go. The world already has Wand Erection, the talentless fucks that they are. We don't need them on top.

I love Rylan

When does it change to the judges not making the decision?

I think they will deadlock.
The Wang will vote Babyshits, Shitsinger will go Rylan. Bazza will go Babyshits and Dullisa will pretend not to know.

I love rylan too. He is such fun.

I'm with Sue.

Max Clifford and minghead are going to have to try something else. All the stories in the tabloids and the hatchet job on xf have not worked

Dullisa will deadlock it fo shizzle.

Rhonda I think it's just the final but not 100%

Phone ringing. Will I ignore?

Only just noticed rylan's trousers!!!
Shamazing... Stupid woman.

oooo. Emosh.

I think they'll just fire Rylan.

No Sue - it'll be Christopher on the phone! Tell us what he says!

Is it wrong to resent the fact that rylan has better legs than me?

Oh no not wires. This is special to me.

ffs- no-one should cover this. Least of all this knob

Kiss of death there 'done amazing to get this far'
And no further, Shitsinger? Have the voices in your head ear spoken?

Oh cricket, he's singing really well

I like this!! I'm a bit emotional

This is so bad.

HAHAHA

My big hairy arsed husband can't listen to this without crying.

I hope he can hold it together, I daren't look across at him