X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Entry is priced at one pun

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

Thanks for sharing my blog MmeLindor! There's more muppety goodness where that came from in my latest post about this weekend's shows :D

I bloody love that blog!

It's excellent

I love that blog .

This, about Ell, really made me pmsl

You have to remind yourself: She's only 16. It's not her fault. It's like an illness.

But I am getting very upset by all the Muppet/nanfucker comparisons Leave the Muppets alone- they are a talented bunch.

I used to have a Fozzie Bear cuddly toy. It's been soiled for me now

Ralf, the piano playing dog, was my favourite.

and

'Pii-iiiiiigs iiiiiiin SP-AAAAAAACE'

curse you,Nanfucker- you childhood-memory ruining threat to the Elderly

Sue

I'm watching Graham Norton and the Bubbles is on there. He's being all charming and funny, and he's made me actually chuckle. Twice.

I may not survive the night.

I now love him. Wasn't that Bono story brilliant?

Boffy my jaw actually dropped at the punchline to the Bono story - ace!

Is this a good opportunity to post this?. Scroll down, ladies, scroll down...

Who is that??

And why is he smuggling sausages??

I can see his religion

That, Greeny, is a young BROOOOOOOOOOOOCE. And I would. Lots. I STILL would. Yesterday I was cleaning my kitchen to Mr Bruce and it was mental images like that that spurred me on, I can tells ya.

WHAAAAT re the Bubbles? MICKEY Bubbles? Serial killer and Shitter in Boxes?
Linkage or I believe not.

NEVER!

I thought it was going to be Young Styles or summat!!

How have I not seen that pic before? And who knew he was Jewish?!

Yes it was the Psycho-Bubbles on Graham
Norton Off to DC swim lessons now but will try linky later

Its MoTown/Abba week this week.

Each act will get to murder 2 songs each (probably more, in case of Jive BunnyRylan- has he actually sung one song straight through yet?)

Nanfucker has been saying he 'deserves to be there'. And he believes he can win If he does, he will scare small children with his laser stare. Be afraid, people, be very afraid...

Be funny to watch Dullisa being a spare wheel on the panel

Why Motown/Abba ? WHat a bloody odd combo.
Or not, when you think they want to suit Chowmein and Rylan.

god i hate abba. actually let me put my coat on...

that's better

any gossip this week that i've missed??

Something in the Fail Sidebar of Shame - Jan Moir calling Dullisa a chav who lives her life on Twatter. I haven't seen anything else.

OH, I did - Nanfucker saying that he was poor because of loans he'd taken out previously and not being paid to go on XF. His Nan was concerned.

hard one, who to hate more Jan Moir or Dullisa? It's got to be Moir surely.

I dunno. I really hate Dullisa.

I watched GN on the iplayer. Bubbles was LOVELY . All a front, to lure you to the basement?
And not as good looking as I remember. Which oddly makes him nicer. Fucksakes, we'll have to hate someone else.

I also now get the relevance of the Broooooooce pic. Not that I was questioning a cock pic on the XF fred, they're always welcome, non?

yep- Motown and Abba are perfect for Chowmein and JiveBunny. Can you imagine Ella doing'Mamma Mia'- like a requiemmass?

ggrrrr- I really need to sort out my space bar...

That's it, he has to be charming to engage with potential victims is all.

And lol @ me not twigging it was Bruce Springsteen . I just thought Bof had found a nice pic for us all to share