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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

I don;t think the conspiracy theories regarding Union J are right - Cowell surely knows that the girlies have the Wandies and The Wanted. ANother identikit boy band wouldn;t sell.

Beeker? Aww, he's cute. Nanfucker is NOT cute.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?q=mr+blobby&num=10&hl=en&tbo=d&biw=1024&bih=499&tbm=isch&tbnid=F-yc_xqvXZrNJM:&imgrefurl=icuras.wordpress.com/2010/04/15/what-happened-to-mr-blobby/&docid=u-maQBNzq9WYDM&imgurl=icuras.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/mr-blobby.jpg&w=450&h=402&ei=1kypUL2RH8ai0QWy_4CoDA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=407&vpy=157&dur=1147&hovh=212&hovw=238&tx=133&ty=176&sig=109645257997790392545&page=1&tbnh=154&tbnw=173&start=0&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:114" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">it's the eyes

Actually Christopher looks like the love child of bert and ernie from sesame street. Ernie's head shape, bert's face colour.

Nanfucker?

Stop comparing Nanfucker to a Muppet. It's really unfair to muppets.
I feel sorry for Ella- but that song choice was abysmal.

Anyone remember the film 'the burbs'? The murdering dr 'dr kopeckz' is the spitting image of nanfucker.

Holy shit!!

Are there any young people voting? Cannot believe young people like nanfucker

i still say mr blobby i tell yer

it's the way his eyes go even wider and more deranged when he smiles

Who is NANFUCKER?

Are there any people voting at all? Apart from nanfucker?

Have never voted before but am going to vote rylan.

Oh I see, thank you Greeny!

It's fixed now anyways, lets vote Rylan!!!

Fellowship good point that actually they could afford to keep an extra person / bring one back with Lucy withdrawing. Had forgotten. Perhaps they will now scramble that into place to get Ella back in?

Agree that James is very good but it will actually be the death of his career to win.

Greensleeves!

The repulsive, stupid, flobbalobba, pink thing...

...Looks like Mr Blobby??

Might be elmo actually!
Definitely a muppet of some description. Muppets are more tuneful though.

seriously fellow green one, look at my link - he really does!

he makes my guts lurch when he smiles

HA!

I googled 'Christopher Maloney looks like muppet' and found this blog

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