X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

Maybe we should all start backing Nanfucker, just to piss the judges off.

We are only just watching as record and then run most of it forwards but my dh will be outraged, OUTRAGED at this turn of events!

Hate Tulisa's sulky spiteful face.

It's a rubbish fixed show and the voting is just a joke ,must be a load of brain dead morons voting

We should all start voting for Rylan now. Anything to get rid of Nanfucker.

Patchy fake tan too.

Watch next week it will be a James Arthur jahmene sing off. One step closer to Cowell and co getting their new one direction!

Anyone else watching The Secret Of Crickley Hall now?

Ella is 16

I think that ridiculous version of 'You're the One THat I Want' finished her off. It was bloody awful.

does everyone mean fixing as in putting stories in the newspapers to sway public opinion or fix fix as in making up the numbers of the votes?? I thought they couldn't do that after all the scandals a year or so back?

Louis it's like you read my mind

Trouble is, it's because people have been voting for Rylan,that Ella has gone.

Union J to win!

Christopher's Granny must have repetitive strain injury from all the voting she's doing.

Oh heck. Dulisa is singing next week too.

What a shame. See you all next week!

Where were Ella's best bits!!!

I feel abit sick.

I think it's a grassroots movement to piss Simon Cowell off. I like.

Well that was pure shit!

< stomps off to the jungle >

whatdoes maybe the Count in Sesame Street?

Oh no Mac :(:(:(

Agree, handled it with fantastic grace and dignity which would be beyond many adults and she's 16. I would die of pride if she were my daughter.

Do you reckon they didn't have a best bits tape?