X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

How tall are you Raah?

Evening ladies. Hoping for Nanfucker to go obviously but fear someone who can vaguely sing might go. Actually not sure I care.... Only watching for this thread.

I Wanna Help You Up (from your chair)

Actually, i'm 4ft 8 - Kylie is 5ft-ish. Maybe i'm not as short as i thought!

Please God, let it be Nanfucker's turn to fuck off tonight.

Ooh- here we go!

shame there couldn't be a double eviction

I like Olly Mus

am meh about Alicia Keys.

LIVE!in places

Now the question is how drunk will shitsinger be tonight?

DS2 has asked for an Olly Murs CD for Christmas, I thought he was taking the piss, but he was being serious!

Hi All. Missed last night's show. Checking in for results in hope Nan-fucker is given the push.

Is Shitsinger in a rubber dress?
OK then.

Seemingly quite pissed....

I'd love to know what Shitsinger takes before she comes out!

Just chatting to a blogger on the other thread. She said something nasty about Wandies and was threatened by Sony. Have invited her and others over to chat.

how on earth did nan get that nickname?

God i hope Alicia Keys doesn't do her Fire extinguisher song .. Zzzzzzzzzz

This Tulisa's song isn't it? Rubbish.

Oh so they did have to change the song!!

Maybe it will be a country number for Nanfucker - 'When me Nan comes around'?

Mme I've made it over

New Fred
I can't make my mind up aboot Ryan ..

They had to find another song for the group bit because Chowmein refused to sing a Katie Perry song about drinking.

Read an interview with shitz in yesterday's paper. She sounded fairly sane. Must have had her PR people in keeping her on the straight and narrow. Her background is Filipino,ukranian, Hawaiian and something else I forget what tho. V interesting mixture. God, this sounds even worse than last week!