X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Entry is priced at one pun

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

[MsElleTow]

new fred no fancy title though I'm afraid!

[LadyBeagle]

OMG I love Bruce, and he's grown up with me and we're a similar age.
Sadly he's still bloody gorgeous, and I've gone downhill.
Has it been cleared as a definite fact that Nanfucker is actually Jane Macdonald?

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

I don't think I can be looking at the same pic Greeny! Wearing a yarmulke? What on his willy? :)

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

YY someone new fred pleaseandthanks

[MsElleTow]

Evening ladies. Will we be having a new thread?

I am not looking forward to Nanfucker moaning about the death threats he has received this week, with his poor little sad face!

[GreenyEyes]

Jessie if you look really really closely...

you can see he's wearing a yarmulke

[BOFingSanta]

I may need to go and examine it again...

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

I've only ever seen one WITH a hat on but I can't detect Brucie's hatless state from this :)

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Greenyeyes says she can see his religion. Which is Jewish. Which means he's circumcised but I don't know how'd you tell with it in his trousers?!

[BOFingSanta]

I'm not sure, tbh. I don't think I've ever seen one without a hat on.

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

willy not will

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Ooooh BOF Thank you! I didn't notice there'd been any more replies on the perfume thread. Wow. I've just gone to look and have sent off for the discovery set. That City Oud sounds gorgeous. But how can you tell Brucie's will has been circumcised. That's what I don't understand?

[BOFingSanta]

Did you see the perfume I linked on your thread the other day, btw? I've got a sample, tis very nice.

[BOFingSanta]

You don't exactly need the Hubble telescope, Jessie

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

I don't get how you know so much about Bruce's willy from that pic? Am I very naiive?

[GreenyEyes]

@ requiem mass

That sums her style up nicely

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

I've never seen the appeal of The Boss before.

Now, however...

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

We're being nice to Mickey B?.


I suppose we've got enough going on with our collective loathing of Nanfucker/Dullisa JiveBunny and Chowmein.

[GreenyEyes]

That's it, he has to be charming to engage with potential victims is all.

And lol @ me not twigging it was Bruce Springsteen . I just thought Bof had found a nice pic for us all to share

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

ggrrrr- I really need to sort out my space bar...

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

yep- Motown and Abba are perfect for Chowmein and JiveBunny. Can you imagine Ella doing'Mamma Mia'- like a requiemmass?

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

I watched GN on the iplayer. Bubbles was LOVELY . All a front, to lure you to the basement?
And not as good looking as I remember. Which oddly makes him nicer. Fucksakes, we'll have to hate someone else.

I also now get the relevance of the Broooooooce pic. Not that I was questioning a cock pic on the XF fred, they're always welcome, non?

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

I dunno. I really hate Dullisa.

[NanFucker]

hard one, who to hate more Jan Moir or Dullisa? It's got to be Moir surely.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Something in the Fail Sidebar of Shame - Jan Moir calling Dullisa a chav who lives her life on Twatter. I haven't seen anything else.

OH, I did - Nanfucker saying that he was poor because of loans he'd taken out previously and not being paid to go on XF. His Nan was concerned.