X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

Anyway must go watch silly bint get her paps out on Sleb.....

Can I ask....
Did anyone on here actually vote , if so who for ?

Nanfucker's nan might need some physio, yes.

Dulisa may be ill next week, I reckon

when christopher smiles he reminds me powerfully of mr blobby

Chris votes for himself apparently.

Clever!!

Does anyone her ever vote? I don't

Mickey Bubbles!

Poor Ella. She's only 16 as well

How come last year, when Cokeuphisnoser went, they brought Amelia Lilly back. But, when Lucy pisshead Spraggan went due to mega hangover illness Dullisa didn't get anyone to replace her?

The good outcome is that Tulisa has no acts left.

The bad news is that the letter T has now been eliminated from her vocabulary completely.

Ella was v dignified.

She behaved. Better that tulisa who threw her toys out.
I'd burst with pride if she were my girl

Aaaiiiii aggghh Mickey Serial Killer Bubbles

Yy Christopher is like the dolmio man or maybe a muppet? The bear?

Hark at us, being all outraged when none of us ever actually vote .

She's upset on the Xtra Factor!

add an *e and that may make sense.

Maybe they weren't expecting to need an Ella's best bit tape yet

Sunshine of course not. We are too busy on this thread.

Except Squishy AKA 3G

Is it bert of bert and ernie fame that Christopher looks like?

There is a muppet that he looks like but not the count, is it the one who doesn't really talk but beeps instead?

Bloody hell, you lot stayin for the jungle then ??

We are spared Dulisa trying to say 'girls' though. Which is a mercy.