X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

Course it's fixed unless I'm living in a parallel universe where the great British public think nanfucker is the next big thing

Heh I was doing the old 'making it seem I'm talking about this one, but really I'm talking about that one' joke

yes I saw what you did there

it was triffic

its defiantely beaker

For once the daily star tabloid was correct when they reported nanfucker was winning the public vote every week.

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yay me!!!

So proud my first ever link

Christopher looks like one of the puppets from the Wonga advert.

I really don't like the muppet nanfucker. His teeth are odd, false maybe?

He is the count

Well? It was PINHEAD and Ella? I thought it would be Chowmein and Ella at least. I am most pleased that he is not the all popular. But the bad news is, he'll be waaay up the voting tree next week, after a scare.

Poor Ella, we may never know how old she was. SoleSource - RIP? She's not dead . She'll be on the Daybreak sofa tomorrow. Which amounts to much the same thing, granted.

I have zoomed back up the thread and it is mostly newbies saying 'who is Nanfucker' . We could vote him in just to keep that going?

WHERE WAS HER BEST BITS?? Poor girl didn't even get proper boot off

Did she not even get best bits?
So is Dullisa fired now?

I know it's terrible and I know I shouldn't laugh but I can't help sniggering (a little) upon hearing that Christopher is receiving death threats

'Christopher Maloney I will hunt you down and I will kill you. You should feel so guilty you fat orange turd. #xfactor.'

No one cares about X Factor that much surely????!!!

I watched Loose Women today (I know, I know) and Jane Macdonald was jumping to his defence.
So I've come to the conclusion his fanbase consists of decrepit cruise ship singers, and their ilk.
She has inexplicably got a lot of fans, so there are people that like that sort of crap.

I am going to float this idea now:

Jane McDonald and Nan Fucker are the same person

We all know the Loose lot like reality TV, I think its Jane done up in drag of a weekend.

As for death threats, now, I can't stand his brand of entertainment, but I wouldn't go as far as to send a threat to him. You have to be a special kind of loser to be that bored to do that. Wish him to lose his voice/ quit through the pressure/ admit he's talent-less/ disappear up his own backside (Or his Nans) maybe, but death threats just make sad fucks feel more sorry for him and vote.

Is Jane not in drag when she's on Loose Women?

I AM NOT BLOODY JANE MACDONALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*NanFucker, shouldn't you be planning your next song to kill in under 3 minutes whilst you gurn in a suit so shiny even Biggins would have left it in Mr Buyrites?

Here's a query, as there are now less of them, does that mean its two songs this week?

Poor old nan fucker, I can imagine his sad face at the next show

I'm pondering on that song that saddos use to get young girls into bed wonder if would work on my nan 'More than words' What do you think?

Doesn't Jane McDonald really love her mum?

I lolled at the "fat orange turd" bit! .

To my shame, I have seen Jane McDonald live. The woman can actually belt out a tune, so I don't think she is Nanfucker in drag! Feck knows why she likes him though!

Its the same reason a Cheryl Cole liked Cher Lloyd- scoping out the competition to ensure no one better than them nicks their fans.

Clever really, that's why Dullisa "loved" MK1 who were utter crap, but made N-Dubz look like talented artists, and why Wand Erection say they love Union J.

See, these pop tarts do have brains. They are sneaky feckers.