X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

Nanfucker for def. Heard him on R1 earlier and he got right on my nerves.

Him and baby shits in bottom.

But hopefully Rylans psychic is right and he fucks off home.

Ella is def in trouble. Terrible version of the song.

Nanfucker I can't even comment.

Chris and boy bands

Sadly, I don't think Nanfucker will go.

I am worried we might be stuck with him for a while yet.

Rylan and Ella in the bottom two. We are due another shock horror bottom two.

Ella and Rylan.

Nanfucker is cheating somehow inviolable.

Agree Ella could be in a spot of bother. I truly wish nanfucker was down down down in the two, but I very much fear he won't be.

Olly Murs is performing, as is Alicia Keys.
I wonder who is doing the 'master' class? Or have they given up on that?

I die for the group yowl

i missed it last night - am surprised about Ella. Was she really so bad? I'm hoping Rylan's time has come to leave

If it is between Rylan and Nanfuker I would prefer Rylan to stay.

Useless fact of the night is Rylan isn't called Rylan at all, he is called Ross, and he was asked to do a porn movie and turned it down!

Nanfucker's swan song to be, I Kissed My Nan And I Liked It.

I think Rylan is safe, he will have had LOADSA coverage for his cheekiness.

How do you come up with a name like Rylan? D-Ross would have been much better.

They are all probably getting more votes than Police Commissioners.

I didn't know that

Why why is Rylan is growing on me < shakes fist at self>

Please, please that NanFucker (I keep doubletaking when I read that, because it looks like my nn mis-spelled ...) and that fucking pathetic boyband are in the bottom two

or Chowmein...I get he's quite a good singer, but god where are that bloke's balls ?

has he got any ?

Talking of dross- how crap is the new Girls Aloud single?

I'm fed up of Ella and her wobblerly riffs

About as shite as the Robbie fatfucker Williams one

Raah
I just saw them on Strictly. Very crap, is the answer. They rap!

Raah, DS1 has just come out as a Girls Aloud fan! He has even asked me to phone up tomorrow to see of there are any disabled seats left so me and him can go and see them and he can get a good view up their skirts!

Any-Shitsinger keeps Chowmein's balls in her handbag.

I think that James fella should win. Except it will be the death chime for his career, unfortunately. And imagine ! Being forced to go on the X Factor Tour ! A fate worse than death.

Raahh

Mme- they were c-rap.

And Pint size Kylie make me feel old. And short. She is 5 inches TALLER than me.I am several feet wider