X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

She is a GENIUS, That There Sue.

I really want James Arthur or jahmene to win because they would bring something different to the pot.
As much as Ella is lovely I can't help but think it's been done before.
Rylan is entertaining but not a singer, he would be good getting a job as a tv presenter after.
Chris Maloney scares me .

Oh I remember the laser eyes on nanfuckers performance!! Creepy!!!!

I have been given permission to have sex with James Arthur's voice. LOVE HIM

LOL

Christopher didn't buy Tulisa's album

ROAR

I'm starting to enjoy Christopher [Grin]

Nanfucker was Bof. It could have been me, I admit, but it was Bof.

eh? well who is nan then?

Random conversation with Dad today at childrens birthday party I was at today involved him noting that's since he's become a father he no longer goes out on the piss on a Saturday night but instead is stuck in watching the x factor. What was more sad was the highlight apparently was watching with the remote control in his hand waiting to press pause if and when shitsinger fell out of 'that' dress last night.....

Heard Nanfucker on Sara Coxs show earlier, he really really is a tit of gigantic preportions!

I'm not keen on Jahmene , would rather James win, he at least in talented and humble. Ella is just starting to get on my wick!

'humans of the uk'

as opposed to?

Rylan and nanfucker in the bottom two. its like groundhog day

He just really really loves his nan. Too much.

Did Shitz just thank all the Humans in the UK for voting? As opposed to? Cats, hamsters, worms, aliens?

Stry about link to daily fail but here makes me laugh, he sucks, think he needs to learn that and quickly

Good god - next year it could be Nanfucker in the guest spot...

Ah bless Olly. Little thicko Olly

Hello, thanks for the invite mme.

Olly Murs, like or loathe? His songs are cack but love those trousers.

I think I need to have sex with olly murrs a little bit but I don't know why

Can someone explain the nanfucker thing to me pretty please.

Raah xd post

Shitz is the new Sharon! She used to be gubbed silly - gurning and grinning and looking like she was on an express ride to Pluto!

Just read the Fail story. Nanfucker was bullied at school - here's hoping he doesn't stumble across this thread...

I love Ollie, not a fan of this song though.

Honey I agree, I think he'd be pretty good!!!

greenyeyes it all makes sense now...