X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Entry is priced at one pun

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

[orangeone]

Olly = just enough of Essex to be a guilty pleasure.

Rylan = too much Essex....

[LottieJenkins]

I love Olly he is one of those who came second and has had a better career!

[ssd]

he needs to give those braces a rest

[Jellykat]

Honeydragon Its in his thighs i swear!

[tigerdriverII]

Why is O Murs' shirt see-thru?

[KiteyDelighty]

Have decided I would let Mr Murs be my YUNG MAAN...

That's a bit sad isn't it?

[startwig1982]

Got to love a bit of Ollie Murs! His weird leg dancing thing is so cool.

[BadgersBottom]

I'd like to loathe Olly Murs but it'd be like loathing a particularly thick looking kitten wouldn't it.

[squishyotter]

Olly is GORGE !

[TacticalWheelbarrow]

louiswalsh not unless he googles nanfucker!

[GreenyEyes]

Has he shit himself or something?

Why is he swinging his legs around all over t'shop?

[MsElleTow]

Fucking hell, he gets on my wick with his love for his Nan shit! My nan was 89 when she died, she did her own shopping till she got dementia at 84! His nan is only just over 70iirc, FFS!

[BadgersBottom]

I'm not sure there IS a rational explanation to the 'nanfucker' thing. It probably came about because the stupid fuck is always banging on about his nan and how much he loves her and owes everything to her and would be nothing without her and on and on and on and on until everyone pukes up and passes out!

[IAmLouisWalsh]

at Greeny

[squishyotter]

ITS FIVE MINUTE WARNING QUICKLY VOTE FOR RYLAN !

[LadyBeagle]

I think it was Bof that started it.
It came from when he dragged his Nan on to all the initial additions and wept about how much he loved her, and how he was doing it all for her.
[puke emoticon].

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

DON'T VOTE FOR RYLAN.

[BloominMarvellous]

Nanfuckers is getting a few sneaky calls in before the break ends!!!

[IAmLouisWalsh]

I reckon they should give us that competition prize for watching this shit. We must be the entire audience by now.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

Nanfucker He mentions in every vt that he loves his Nan. It is creepy. We suspect he's really done her in, and wears her clothes, Psycho-stylee. He has buried her in his basement. There are lots of spare 'Nans'.

[MmeLindor]

Oh, Nanfucker is Christopher. Cause he loves his Nan so much.

Hating Olly would be cruel. He would not understand the haterz.

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Just read Fail story. He's spent most of his life shopping for his Nan. How much stuff does she need already?

[cardibach]

I'm here tonight. RL intervened yesterday and I had to go out and get enormously pissed. Have caught up today, though. Still traumatised by Nanfucker's laser eyes...

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

Nanfucker makes every song into Light Entertainment. Like an 80s Saturday night show. He could do Rage Against the Machine and it'd sound like Donny Osmond.

Olly see you could shaft him, then nick Robbies number off his phone. Win win standard.