X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Entry is priced at one pun

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

[MmeLindor]

MsElle
is she? Fuck, she is only a few years older than my Mum, who would be mortified if we were to talk like that about her.

[BOFingSanta]

Nanfucker was mine, yes. I'm resting on my laurels now. I'll say something funny again in 2013.

[MmeLindor]

lol Fellow, at shagging Olly to get Robbie's number.

[AnyFucker]

NanFucker just really really loves his nan. He has been pictured copping a feel hugging her and everyfink in the dailies, simply to show what a nice guy he is

[EnjoyResponsibly]

I love a bit of Olly.

I don't want any of them to win.

I just can't bring myself to give a tiny rats turd about any of them.

But I do enjoy these threads whilst I'm waiting to vote for Helen to bottle yet more trials

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Cardi I didn't get to watch yesterday either. Doesn't appear we missed anything

[Jellykat]

Enjoy

[MsElleTow]

MmeLindor when I read articles about them I keep trying to work out how there another generation is squeezed in because his nan is such a young nan!

[TacticalWheelbarrow]

This thread is making me die! How comes I haven't discovered this sooner! I am at nanfucker getting a few sneaky votes in through thread break!

[FellowshipOfFestiveFellows]

I want Rylan to win to annoy Gary and Simon.

James, I bet he's a right dirty feckers.

[we3kingsoforientRaahh]

DON'T LET NANFUCKER SPEAK

[BOFingSanta]

Scouts' honour? They'd better be careful, they'll be giving Carolyn Flack the horn.

[cardibach]

jessie it took me about half an hour to get the gist of it this morning. Generally as shit as we have come to expect!

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

Ooh Ella gave Nantucket evils there

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Oh AnyF, I could have stayed as Rudolph and peoples could have SEEN that I was not you. IYSWIM.
I can't post, my dog is poorlysick and pissing all the places. It's almost as bad as Nanfucker's singing, not quite though
Please bitch for me...

[MmeLindor]

I am only still watching cause of these threads.

[lisad123]

I haven't never so much want to reach into the tv and smack someone as much as I do when Chris talks

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

I want what Dermot is on tonight

[GreenyEyes]

More Nanfucker possible song choices for next week..

I've Got Love For You If You Were Born In The Thirties (The Thirties)

D.I.S.C. .O.A.P

[Jellykat]

Not the Fire song Alicia..

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

Nantucket? Fecking autocorrect

[MmeLindor]

oh, Sue. Poor doggy.

[jessiegeesusinamanger]

Is it Chinese New Year? Corrr that came round quick

[GreenyEyes]

@ Sues poorly dog