X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

[SuePurblybiltbyElves]

Entry is priced at one pun

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

MsElle
is she? Fuck, she is only a few years older than my Mum, who would be mortified if we were to talk like that about her.

Nanfucker was mine, yes. I'm resting on my laurels now. I'll say something funny again in 2013.

NanFucker just really really loves his nan. He has been pictured copping a feel hugging her and everyfink in the dailies, simply to show what a nice guy he is

lol Fellow, at shagging Olly to get Robbie's number.

I love a bit of Olly.

I don't want any of them to win.

I just can't bring myself to give a tiny rats turd about any of them.

But I do enjoy these threads whilst I'm waiting to vote for Helen to bottle yet more trials

Cardi I didn't get to watch yesterday either. Doesn't appear we missed anything

Enjoy

MmeLindor when I read articles about them I keep trying to work out how there another generation is squeezed in because his nan is such a young nan!

This thread is making me die! How comes I haven't discovered this sooner! I am at nanfucker getting a few sneaky votes in through thread break!

I want Rylan to win to annoy Gary and Simon.

James, I bet he's a right dirty feckers.

DON'T LET NANFUCKER SPEAK

Scouts' honour? They'd better be careful, they'll be giving Carolyn Flack the horn.

jessie it took me about half an hour to get the gist of it this morning. Generally as shit as we have come to expect!

Ooh Ella gave Nantucket evils there

Oh AnyF, I could have stayed as Rudolph and peoples could have SEEN that I was not you. IYSWIM.
I can't post, my dog is poorlysick and pissing all the places. It's almost as bad as Nanfucker's singing, not quite though
Please bitch for me...

I am only still watching cause of these threads.

I haven't never so much want to reach into the tv and smack someone as much as I do when Chris talks

I want what Dermot is on tonight

More Nanfucker possible song choices for next week..

I've Got Love For You If You Were Born In The Thirties (The Thirties)

D.I.S.C. .O.A.P

Not the Fire song Alicia..

Nantucket? Fecking autocorrect

oh, Sue. Poor doggy.

Is it Chinese New Year? Corrr that came round quick

@ Sues poorly dog