X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

Lorililee yikes, not three bottles in once sitting, I'd be much wittier if that was the case. Nope, I got a huge haul from the Co-op and save them for X-Factor viewing enhancement. Am only two glasses down. For now...

Ivor he's a Little Fisher Price Man that's been dunked in water. Wet.

I'd love to think so MakeHay, but in rural SW I think the half price sale at Lidls has more to do with it here .
Welcome to the thread, do stay and bitch.

I've never heard it sung like that. Praise cheezus.

I like Jahmene too. He is DS2's favourite.

Hondreds of times? whats that Gary?

uh-oh,Shitty is stirred

Horrific - why does he persist in gargling? Hate Jarmayne. Also hate Nicole. That is all.

Keep up then, I'm on number 3!

I'd move and stir Shitsinger. I'd get the biggest, spikiest spoon and I'd stir her good.

Shits is going bonkers already. And so early in the show.

I don't like Nicole's references to cock all the time either, she sounds trashy and kids watch it - nob ed !

Man, you could hang wallpaper by his hairline. It's a plumb line

Dermis was mean with the head thing

Mutual Velcro Head rubbing.

Kinky.

FFS! This is terrible! I've actually given up and not watching tonight on account of my piss boiling over in anger and loathing at that lanky streak of shaky piss otherwise known as Christopher.
What IS it about him that is so loathsome?

Dystentery are WOEFUL. They must be out this week.
I think Louis has a special place in his trousers for the blonde one, the power of the Wang is keeping them in.

My god, they look like a terrorist bomb went off in a charity shop.

Dermis? Dermie. Aarrgh

He looked like he was dressed by Quality Street.

Oh FGS, this lot are about seven

I just asked DS2 if he likes that boy's pig top. From the look on his face I think it is no, but I think it is nice!

FUCK OFF LOUIS - don't be slagging of the gorgeous Greek!

I DON'T LOVE THAT SONG LOUIS

Ah yes, ru/sue, not sure Diwali is top of the celebration charts down your way!